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Destroyer's Rest

by AH.T.W

Destroyer's Rest Herein lie beneath the soil,Destroyer’s bones, no more to toil,Beneath the starry skies above,Or rend from us our hearthfelt love.For many years the bones brought fear,To little Elves, both far and near,But when Destroyer took its rest,A seed we laid within its breast.In time, we hope its roots grow deep,And ‘neath the soil will come to keep,Destroyer’s body here interred,For many y

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Poem of Carpenter

by Plants-the-Plants

A hero lives among usLying here in wait,And while fighting the busThere was much fus. An explosive hidden,Lying there in wait,He ran in among the dinAnd soved a family of ten. But our hero,With fanfare, none,Was left to mald,And wait for death to come. Instead of waiting for fate,Our friend, so strong,Asked a poor curator,To save his legend. please help And as passerby

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Book: Democrats, and Why the suck

by Some Dickwad

Democrats. Anyone who is a democrat is obviously a huge faggot. Democrats are responsible for the economic criss in the world today. It stared in the 90's when they passed a series of laws that forced all banks to give loans to people who couldn't qualify. And if you didn't lend your bank was shut down. After years, this created a bubble in the credit community. This became the subprime morgatge crisis, If you don't know what I'm talking about by now it's obvious you are a faggot a

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Dreams of An Ash Walker

by Hits-The-Wall

In a far away island there was an ash walker the ash walker got on the island after falling into a chasm it was confused as it had only seen Lavaland it just sat there untill it was hungry then he looked for food after looking for hours he found a familliar plant it was a cactus like the one in lava land it went to eat it but it suddenly woke up and realized was all dream. The End!

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The Quivering Bone

by Unkown

ah The Great Tale of The Quivering Bone By Unkown This tale is called “The Quivering Bone” hear it well, and beware. Out upon the dark waters, it is said there’s a ghastly ship of unforseen horrors the dead walk freely upon it’s planks, devouring lost children and marketing 80s board games the captain of this ship was such a despicable tyrant that his crew of undead ghasts tied him to the ship’s wheel with twine made from the braid

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Adv Clown Techniques - D.E. 2

by Vapes-too-much

Advanced Clown techniques - Definitive edition 2 The Succ-N-Slip: detonate 60u liquid dark matter while resting, you will suck everyone close to you in and slip them Bulb-step: strip them of their shoes and swap places with them onto the broken bulb or broken glass or broken drinking glass/drag them on. for jackboot wearers, aggro-grab them half-way through stripping their shoes or a little past half-way of stripping their shoes then dra

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How to make a DND characther

by Remy Rosk

How to create a DnD characther. first get a pen and papper and write down this: (race and class only write down 1 the one you want after cheking the list below)Race:human, dwarf, elf, halfling Class:cleric, fighter, rogue, wizard Alignment: Hit Points:Armor:Armor bonus Stats:STR:DEX:MIND: Skills:(special spells n shit you wre here)Communication: (Languages you know goes here all of them

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Adv. clown techniques - D.E.

by Vapes-too-much

Advanced Clown techniques - Definitive edition The Succ-N-Slip: detonate 60u liquid dark matter while resting, you will suck everyone close to you in and slip them Bulb-step: strip them of their shoes and swap places with them onto the broken bulb or broken glass or broken drinking glass/drag them on. for jackboot wearers, aggro-grab them half-way through stripping their shoes or a little past half-way of stripping their shoes then drag them

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HoP Story

by An Assistant

Once upon a time, there was a HoP. She was young and pretty and all that. One day, a young assistant came to her. He banged his forehead against the sliding windoor of her office, she smiled at him, asking what he wanted. The assistant banged louder and uttered some guttural grunts, sounding something like “ALL ACCESS”. The HoP chuckled and told him no. The assistant grumbled and waddled away. Moments later, he came back, brandishing a big po

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The Beast of Averoigne

by Clark Ashton Smith

I, a poor scrivener and the humblest monk of the Benedictine Abbey of Perigon, have been asked by our abbot Theophile to write down this record of a strange evil that is still rampant, still unquelled. And, ere I have done writing, it may be that the evil shall come forth again from its lurking-place, and again be manifest. We, the friars of Perigon, and all others who have knowledge of this thing, agree that its advent was coeval with the firs

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The Tale of Satampra Zeiros

by Clark Ashton Smith

I, Satampra Zeiros of Uzuldaroum, shall write with my left hand, since I have no longer any other, the tale of everything that befell Tirouv Ompallios and myself in the shrine of the god Tsathoggua, which lies neglected by the worship of man in the jungle-taken suburbs of Commoriom, that long-deserted capital of the Hyperborean rulers. I shall write it with the violet juice of the suvana-palm, which turns to a blood-red rubric with the passage of year

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The Blacksmith Knights

by Dunstan Blackholm

The Blacksmith Knights: A Short History of the Knights of the Crucible If the blacksmith fails, the armor fails. If the armor fails, the soldier falls.’ - Olrun Cyneheod, first guild master of the Knights of the Crucible. The Knights of the Crucible have one of the most fascinating and rich histories in all of Eora. Currently holding a posit

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Daily Affirmations of Abydon

by Abydon

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS OF FOCUS AND EFFICIENCY THE TENETS OF ABYDON, GOD OF CRAFTS All errors can be reforged into lessons. Abydon rebuilt himself from ruin. No setback is insurmountable, not even death itself, so long as the soul is dedicated to the task. Work hard, work well, Abydon demands only

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The Call of Cthulhu

by H. P. Lovecraft

“Of such great powers or beings there may be conceivably a survival . . . a survival of a hugely remote period when . . . consciousness was manifested, perhaps, in shapes and forms long since withdrawn before the tide of advancing humanity . . . forms of which poetry and legend alone have caught a flying memory and called them gods, monsters, mythical beings of all sorts and kinds. . . .”—Algernon Blackwood. I.The Horror in Clay. The m

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Interview with Detective Axle

by Anonymous

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:03] [Common] HUMAN HUMINGTON states, "Current Active Laws:"[00:04] [Common] HUMAN HUMINGTON states, "

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Goober the ghost

by Russell Pearsall

Goober the ghost A hauntingly good story by:Russell Pearsall Chapter one: Goober the ghost was in a ghost family of three He had a mother a father and a sister named Mileen, goober loved his family very much, until one day when a ghost buster struck! It sucked up his sister, mother and father too! goober was all alone with nothing to do, and poor goober on that fateful night, could not sleep with all his might. Goober never saw his famil

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Carpy the Carp

by Russell Pearsall

Carpy the carpA story written by Russell Pearsall CHAPTER 1T’was a warm voidless expanse in space and there was a one little carp named Carpy, carpy was a nice little carp, eating stray spessmen and floating around, until one day he came upon a scary spaceship! carpy was shot dead, THE END

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The Monolith

by From yours truly, with love from the zone

We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith.

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The Monolith

by from yours truly, from the zone with love

We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us.May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will.Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.Bring death to those who spurned the holy power of the Monolith

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Crowbar Soup

by Viktor Reznov

Crowbar Soup A Space Fairytale By Viktor ReznovOnce apon a time, there was a space station known as SS13, floating aimlessly through space. The station had been ravaged with famine for the past months, the botanists were too imcompotent to grow anything, cargo had been bombed by syndicate forces, and all the vending machines gained sentience and flatened the crew. One such crewmember was a assistant named Steven

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Interview with a jackassian

by Vapes-too-much

Jackassians and skateboards 2 - interviews with jackassiansOur reporter, the curator is live on scene with information about jackassianstranscriptCurator: “hello, how are you doing tonight?”Jackassian: “i’m doin’ tubular, bruv”Curator: “who are you?”Jackassian: “Why we’re the jackassians, man, skating pros who use skating techniques in battle”Curator: “So what do you ‘jackassians’ do, exactly”Jackassian: “we make skating par

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Quran

by Allah

THE HOLY QURAN (KORAN) English Translation of the Meanings by Mohammad Marmaduke Pickthal Formatting by William B. Brown Table Of Contents Table Of Contents ......................................................... i SURA 1. AL-FATIHA (THE OPENING) ........................................... 1 SURA 2. AL-BAQARA (THE COW) ............................................... 1 SURA 3. AL-E-IMRAN (THE FAMILY OF 'IMRAN, THE HOUSE OF 'IMRAN) ........... 21 SURA 4. AN-NISA (WOMEN) ..........................

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A Crackhead's Success V2

by Jonah Matthews

Preface: A story dated in the 21st Century, Drama, Crime, Love, Fear, Passion, and Hope. Chapter 1: Angry, hot tears flow from your eyes as you skid across the wet, icy pavement. The pipes you thought were a necessity, roaring louder than ever before. You think to yourself, “Shouldn’t have spent that damn relief check on this. Maybe she’d still love me.“ You’re out of work, funds are

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A Crackhead's Success

by Jonah Matthews

Preface: A story dated in the 21st Century, Drama, Crime, Love, Fear, Passion, and Hope. Chapter 1: Angry, hot tears flow from your eyes as you skid across the wet, icy pavement. The pipes you thought were a necessity, roaring louder than ever before. You think to yourself, "Shouldn't have spent that damn relief check on this. Maybe she'd still love me. " You're out of work, funds are ti

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Room 101

by Anonymous

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:04] Louis Ramirez exclaims, "Hey Talya!"[00:08] Louis Ramirez exclaims, "It's me Louis!"

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And Then It Went Boom

by Antonov Chernaski

And Then It Went Boom by Antonov Chernaski The A.I shouted “THE CYBORGS ARE NOW THIRTY THERMONUCLEAR GRIFFONS”, before the Bogdanoffs called the global financial market to call in a dump of Space Coin, and a Bluespace Anomaly hit the station. This was all within 30 seconds on a normal day on “Aspie Monitor Charlie”. I, Antonov Chernaski; the Curator, was minding my own business writing this book, for you see books are a good distraction from t

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HOS BIBLE

by Axle Brady

HOW TO HANDLE ALL THE SCUM-SUCKING ANTAGS AS HOS: FIRST: GET YOUR BASIC SHIT. ID INTO TABLET, TOOLBELT, A COUPLE AUTORIFLES (IF YOU WANNA BE A GREEDY BITCH). BOOTKNIFE, TWO BATONS TURNED ON IN BELT, BOX OF FLASHBANGS SET TO 3s TIMER, YOUR TELESHIELD WIELDED ALWAYS. NOW: WE ARE READY TO DEAL WITH MOST OF WHAT IS THROWN AT US WITH MINOR MODIFICATIONS. I WILL GO THROUGH THE ANTAG LIST TO SHOW THE WAY YOU SHOULD BE HANDLING THEM. FEEL FREE TO SKI

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The Darkness Of Space

by John Harold

The Darkness Of Space Book One Nobody even gets to experience the cold darkness that is the outside. The gap of everything that fills the plane of existantce with nothing, yet, even something arrives in it. IF nothing was here even, it would be the ruler of everything, yet, be nothing at the same time. Space.Its not the final frontier.It is not a stepping stone, but the pond that int

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What the fuck?

by An Unknown Author

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Did you really expect there to be ADULT books on this station? What the fuck is wrong with you? What did you even expect in the first place? “Ah yes, I’m going to write a entire page based on a xeno fanfic.” No. I wont allow that here. To be honest, theres tons of other books here that can deliver the same level of emotions, like the fiction books. But I just cant see why w

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Guide to advanced clowning

by vapes-too-much

guide to advanced clowning:an advanced clown must be known by his ruthless pranking and fighting skill to be a menace to sec Advanced honk #1 - Pie wall combo: pie to shove to wall throw to shove to aggro grab and neck grab to drag out one tile in any direction to blast with a foam force riot shotgun 4 or 5 times to remove headset to stranglehold to punch with boxing gloves. The boxing gloves or any stamcritting mechanism are key to achieving th

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Tale of Tungsten Chapter 1

by Ni Kenneth

Tale of Tungsten Chapter 1 It was a harsh and hot storm outside. Lava and ash battered the steel walls of the abandoned building. The floors were covered in dust and ash, the, it had been years since anyone had been inside. Hellish creatures of ash battering on the door, clawing their way inside the structure. There were two miners in there, seeking refuge from the storm. Miles away from the outpo

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Tale of Tungsten Chapter 1

by Ni Kenneth

Tale of Tungsten Chapter 1 It was a harsh and hot storm outside. Lava and ash battered the steel walls of the abandoned building. The floors were covered in dust and ash, the, it had been years since anyone had been inside. Hellish creatures of ash battering on the door, clawing their way inside the structure. There were two miners in there, seeking refuge from the storm. Miles away from the outpo

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Bland Moth Poetry Vol 1

by Via Atramentarius

The tides of war are ragingWithin this spiral galaxy;The only thing assuaging The stress is dumb fallacy,Foolish acts of escapism,And bland corporate alloquy. Working here is sadism,Taking joy in watching it burn:A world of dull prosaism. Yet still, the labourers return,Again and again to the slaughter;Does anyone ever yearn For more? For something broader?Would they fix a world so cruel,O

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Research diary of Mnky 1

by Alex Rieker

Alex Riker’s research on flu with mutagen I injected a monkey with the virus to observe the symptoms. I hope the research goes well, and im going to make a cure just in case. The monkey started gasping for air. An expected symptom. So far so good I contracted the virus, but soon healed.A good cure seems to

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Secrets Of Eternity(Copypaste

by Cimooooooooo

Secrets of Eternity was released in January 2015. This set introduced the Infernoids, a series of monsters that can Special Summon themselves to the field by banishing other Infernoids from either the hand or graveyard. Notable cards in set include Farfa, Malebranche of the Burning Abyss, Qliphort Monolith, Uni-Zombie, Nephe Shaddoll Fusion, and a card that would bolster Satellarknight to combat the Burning Abyss Shaddoll meta, Stellarknight Constellar Diam

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TUTORIAL: How to commit murde

by Alex Riker

TUTORIAL: How to kill people Welcome. If you’re reading this, its because you’re looking to kill someone mercylessly. I want to open this book with a good message, which is, dont murder. Ironic, isnt it? Anyways, to murder your victim, you need: 1 weapon of your choicethe guts to do such horrible acta victim HOW TO KILL:1: attack your victim with your weapon of choice until they die2: hide the body, or eat

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To build a spaceship

by Alex Riker

To build a spaceship - Alex Riker Man (and other species) seem to be migrant by nature, or maybe by necessity, so it makes sense they want to explore the vast cosmos.Cut to Steve Stevenson. A free soul with hunger of adventure, he learned to build spaceships from scratch and scrap at the age of 15. He used these to travel to other worlds, and some of those were undiscovered until he arrived. One day, he hopped into his newest spaceship, t

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The Story of Your Mom

by Alex Riker

Once upon a time, Your mother was so fat she broke space and time.She was so, so fat, you needed 10 rocket engines to move her around She was SO, SO DAMN FAT, that when she died, they had to bury her in a gas giant This story is about the life of your morbidly obese mother

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The Story of Captain Ceejay

by ! Ceejay Ajay, Alex Riker

“I was born in mars, my father, the terrible man he was, abused me everyday. one day, when he was going to work, he said to me “CEEJAY! YOU LOSER! YOU WILL NEVER BE A CAPTAIN IN THE SPACE STATION 13!!!” LOOK AT ME NOW, DAD Anyways, after that, i joined the nanotransen space corps, where i was the elitisest sniperi n the whole army. I killed 500 space vietcong in the Space ‘Nam. Me and my brother Beejay were in the depths of the jungle,

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The Art of War

by Sun Tsu

Sun TsuThe art of war As we all know, sun tsu invented war and fights in a cage.w if you were to fight him, you would literally explode and die Yours truly,Sun Tsu This literatury classic contains useful information about how to defeat your enemies in battle, and not only enemies in a war, but enemies in your life

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[ROUGH] Interview with Nape

by Louis Ramirez and Joseph Nape

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:15] Louis Ramirez asks, "So, you are aware this is being recorded and consent to it, right?"[00:24] Joseph Nape

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Life and Times Of Ed LaDou

by Anonymous

(The following transcript is an ancient article recovered from the Terran’s proto-intranet) Ed LaDou (October 9, 1955 – December 27, 2007) was an American pizza chef, who is credited with popularizing gourmet California-style pizzas.[1] Ed LaDou was the first pizza chef at Wolfgang Puck’s Spago restaurant in L.A. He also developed the first menu for the California Pizza Kitchen. The invention of the California-style pizza begins with a Berkel

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my thoughts on poems

by Ryan Cobb

thoughts on poems Poems are like the mets. I pity the poor fucks who like them.

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A Bukowski Poem

by Ryan Cobb

the laughing heart your life is your lifedon’t let it be clubbed into dank submission.be on the watch.there are ways out.there is a light somewhere.it may not be much light butit beats the darkness.be on the watch.the gods will offer you chances.know them.take them.you can’t beat death butyou can beat death in life,sometimes.and the more often you learn to do it.the more li

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A Great Joke

by Ryan Cobb

A Great Joke I thought of a great joke todayWhich in truth,Is not so funny.What if all my idolsWere just a bunch of dummies? Imagine I get to where they wereAnd realize they were just frauds.From heaven I hear a booming roundOf racuous applause. Then God comes down beside meAnd slaps me on the knee.With a look of mirthHe says to me:“Wasn’t that just so funny?” I finish

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duck quacks and geese honks

by Ryan Cobb

duck quacks and geese honks What do you knowAbout duck quacks and geese honksAnd a pale moon in the sky? In summer this is a placeOf sunshine and greeneryBut now it is chilled and divine. For years I have sought solace here.I’m successful every time. In these geese and these ducks and this ice I find peace.For that, I can think of no rhyme.

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REVELATION 1

by CAMUS

Now, I see the real truth, the one that was not seen with out the altered state. God is in the head, the center of the being. God protects us from the truth, the light, the bright blinding majesty of the world without perception. Our perception is a darkness, it creates its own kind of light, but the truth is more than real, more than light. I could see it, I could feel it. The tide ebbed, the darkness light gave way for the light light. It showed m

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The Blastcannon Incident

by Anti-Noblium XLIV

The January 22, 2560 “Blastcannon” Incident: Anti-Noblium XLIV’s Perspective I was building my Hypertorus Fusion Reactor, and had made good progress on it too. It had hyper-noblium and tritium fuel, and it was starting to climb fusion levels. However, I had suddenly reached a dilemma; the HFR stopped functioning entirely. After trying to troubleshoot via normal met

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Woody's got welfare

by Anonymous #581

Woody’s got welfare One day, while Andy was filing his taxes, Woody got welfare. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy crunched the numbers in his fancy, advanced calculator. He approached Andy which startled him and made him drop his receipts everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being covered in his taxes made Woody even more ambitious to file his taxes! Woody: “Mister Andy! I’m alive and I want to LEARN TO BE CASH SOLVENT!”

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Book: How 2 Catch Bad guy

by Andy Acetone

How to catch criminals, by Andy Acetone.Step 1: Shoot them with a gun.Step 2: Cuff 'em.Step 3: Profit.

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Nar Sie x Bubblegum

by Scrunnngy

One day a silly miner had let Bubblegum onto his shuttle. As he smashed the miners brains into paste, suddenly the shuttle took off!It didn’t seem to harm him so Bubblegum relaxed and just enjoyed the ride. In just a little bit he was on a space station!Most of the lights were broken and there was lots of blood everywhere. Kind of like back home.As he walked into the station Bubblegum suddenly saw something he recognized. A rune!Huh he thou

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[ROUGH] 1. Interview with Bil

by Louis Ramirez and Bill Nefren

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:05] Louis Ramirez flutters, "Right - so"[00:17] Louis Ramirez asks, "You are aware this is being reco

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[Rough] Interview with M3-0W

by Louis Ramirez and M3-0W

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:03] [Common] John Tideson says, "AI open the door for Spins"[00:13] [Common] Solomon Brag says, "Sweet jesu

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[Rough] Interview with Terra

by Louis Ramirez and Terrabyte

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:05] Terrabyte states, "Ooh fancy"[00:14] Louis Ramirez flutters, "So, Terrabyte"

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The Goliath: A Short Poem

by Butch Fernando

Through the caves, the Goliath lopes.Looking for prey across ashy slopes. The miner comes, looking for silicon.His light reveals some caves, but nothing beyond. The Goliath hears his footsteps through the halls,its burrowing tentacles cause him to fall. His weapon dropped, the miner pleads:“There’s no caves to die in worse than these!” But the Goliath attack

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Book: iLOVEFRiDAY

by Blade Wright

iLOVEFRiDAYBy Xeno Carr[Intro]X-X-X-Xeno Carr![Chorus: Xeno Carr]Who do you think you are?You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brr-rrr-rrr)Gotta take that callThey want you at work, so, girl, go do your job(Mia!) Mia Khalifa(Mia!) Mia Khalifa(Mia!) Mia Khalifa(Mia!) Mia Khalifa(Mia!) Mia Khalifa(Mia!) Mia Khalifa(Mia!) Mia Khalifa[Verse 1: Xeno Carr]We all have regrets

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poor and sad curator

by a poor and sad curator

Im a poor and sad curator because i have no money, i sell books for free, im sad

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Deus Est Mortus

by Stumbles Through Halls

We’re no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do IA full commitment’s what I’m thinking ofYou wouldn’t get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I’m feelingGotta make you understandNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe’ve known each other for so longYour heart

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Clowning For Fools Chapter 1

by Giggles The Generic Clown

What is a mime? a miserable little pile of secrets! thats why us, the clowns must show people what a real show is like! no pushing air, grabbing air, and all that wimpy stuff! we should be able to CREATE happyness on the people! a thing no mime knows, we WILL success by landscape, we have the toys, we have the burgers, so today i will explain how to create a more happy station through the art of clown skills!, FIRST OFF

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Haikus in the cargo line

by Mary huanna

Haikus for the bored cargo line Tiny killing bota janny, now uncannyIts got a damn knife! geneticists hereArguing with the cleanbotWhy is she so short where the fuck is is that knife which i wanted sooh wait here it is

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