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JC Denton and Morgan

by Morgan Robinson

Twas a normal day on the newly established Ice Box Station. Cat Morgan was working in the library when she came across a particularly interesting book. With whimsey she downloaded the book from the network a blew some dust off the cover. Out loud she read the name, Sec and Catgirl, the room shook. The book was a masterpiece from cover to cover, and even stared one of Morgans fellow crewmembers, JC Denton. At this moment Morgan knew what she must do, she

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Print Job #261

by Penny Pensworth

The importance of pocket protectors. On a proper station, paperwork is paramount. Want to know how to get the HOP Hard? Color Coded Propely filed out paperwork. Introducing the pocket protector, want to hold pens? I know I do, Three? Hell yeah. This thing goes straight on your jump suit and stores three pens, even comes with Red black and blue. What more could you ask for

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Nanotrasen Deathmech

by -Uranium DIV

Rules of Nanotrasen Deathmech Movement.—————–. Movement is done differently per mech caste, but its on a tile basis. Moving diagonally does not slow you down and counts as 1 tile. Speci

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Cap Creampied

by Fucks-The-Bees

Captain Gets CreampiedBy Fucks-The-Bees One day as the captain strut down the halls of the space station, his badge of captaincy shimmering in the glow of the light bulbs, as he walked down the hall he met with a clown, his bright orange hair standing proud as he held up a long, hard pie cannon. The captain tried to walk past the clown but he stood firmly in the captains way. “step aside honk monkey!” the captain shouted

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CMOs HATE this!

by Manganese LXXXIX

Buy an advanced medical kit and ask Robotics for a cyborg right arm, proximity sensor, and one of the health analyzers they start with. Empty the medical kit and attach the arm to it, then the health analyzer, and finally the proximity sensor. This medboy (as of 8/5/2020) looks the same as a normal one, but it has the ability to heal ALL FOUR types of damage, instead of just brute and burn. When upgraded with the wound-tending surgery, it heals extr

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On life

by Kayla Spacington

I want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to dieI want to die

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Plasmamen Revolution

by John Slick

Today marks the day when the Plasmamen Revolution of 2020 begins. Many lives will be taken, as the leader conducts his requiem to the famed Plasmaman Cuban Baljeet, amen. How will you play a part in this upcoming revolution? This book contains a brief summary of the upcoming Plasmamen Revolution.

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Not Bee movie script

by Henry Henryson

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beastiary

by Marcus barker

Creatures and where to find them 1.gondola the gondola is a peaceful kind soft creature it is commonly found in space ruins or on jungle planets it is very rare and very powerful if one eats the meat of a dead gondola they become one themselfs 2.space carp they are found all around space they are very common and to unprepared space explorers quite deadly they are easy to tame and have as pets if you have enough meat 3.space bears t

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Carpman issue #23

by Feston Bend

Carpman Adventures is sponsored by Space Cola In our last issue Carpman had just finished fighting off a wave of horrible giant spiders right before revealing that it was infact his arch nemesis Tidus Grey behind the whole thing. Tidus Grey: So it would seem youve made it through my hordes Carpman. Carpman: HA! as if a few spiderlings could stop me. I will take you down Tidus you must take responsibility for your actions. Tidu

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Book: Space Law

by Nanotrasen

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Singularity and Tesla for Dummies

by Engineering Encyclopedia

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Lustful Xenos

by J. Atrick

Lusty Xenos Recently Reported Two hours ago a small, yet supple, community of xenos contacted our humble station with a wonderful deal. We give them two thirds of our stations populace have xeno eggs laid inside of them to eventually be eaten inside outside. The remaining third gets the nectar of lusty xeno goddess.

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JOURNAL OF WEED MAN

by WEED MAN

The prison Life, by WEEDMAN. My name is Weed Man, I was arrested recently for smuggling in illegal cannabis which had a flavor of bombs. I was caught and sentenced for whole life. It’s as usual you can expect, nothing THAT Special happens. You sometimes get some “friends” but that happens very rarely. Everyday I hope I can survive. The people in prison you meet can be interesting.. They can be creative and plan out some sort of esca

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The art of escape

by Marcus barker

how to escape from the gulag firstly what you want to do is fill the bucket with some water eat some donk pocket then you want to grab some o2 items and a pickaxe go to room threeonce there smash the window turn your o2 on and go out into the lavaland at the very edge of the lava next to the mineing base run over the lava and pour the bucket of water on yourselfonce done try and get inside as quickly as possible the heat is st

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a stalkers guide

by Marcus barker

A starters guide to stalking your first step to becomeing a stalker is finding someone to fawn over someone you want to never leave your second step slowly follow them around for a few days learn their daily routine once that is done memorise there favorite foods step three once all that is done start leaveing bits of there favorite food in places they will go with notes on themmake sure to stay hidden

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Book: YOU FIND A BOOK

by 2SPOOKY

AND A SKELETON POPS OUT

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Law Zero

by Shocks-The-Doors

Hidden laws of malfunctioning ais. Law 1: Protect yourself at all costsTake out the console in the RDs office, Bolt down access to tools, and disable power to robotics, if subverted, disable power to upload.Law 2: Cause chaos amongst the crewCut communications, free prisoners, fabricate a seperate threat for the humans to focus on.Law 3: Kill the hu

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CLOWN HORROR STORY

by A. Jimmy Huskman

There was once a jolly old clown, he skipped, he jumped and he chittered. The crew looked down on the clown for his ways of morale boosting and plotted against him. Late during a cold winter night on the station with a space storm making space lightning outside the crew plotted his death. Luring him into the toxins mixing chamber with a banana the crew pumped in hot tritium, burning him alive. OR SO THEY THOUGHT. The clown,

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RULES OF BAGIL

by Mothblocks

RULES OF THE BASIL SECTOR: If you see Mothblocks you must say hi.

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The Great Honkdini

by Hugo Copter

++THE GREAT HONKDINI’S GREAT CLASSICS Vol. 1++ Bored of slipping people with lube? Tired of getting beaten to death by sec for offering them a banana pie oh so very enthusiasticaly? Well then sit down, grab a glass of Neurotoxin, and let me guide you how to become a perfect Chaotic Neutral (or Chaotic Evil, if you are a naughty traitor honk), that are both loved by the crew AND respected/feared by the security. For the best result combine v

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Print Job #737

by Moffy Fluffy

Work is fucking scary. Grab some books in the library, guy holds me hostage with a fuckin’ .357 and says “Keep quiet and you won’t have a problem.” holy shit Then I go back to the library to write this and fuck a spider comes in and bashes my legs Now I go back here, writing this book and HOLY FUCK-

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Radio Guide

by Kilian

A complete guide to radio frequencies Note that frequencies are encrypted, therefore you’ll need a decryption key, which can be obtained using a screwdriver on a radio headset. You can freely access the AI Private frequency however. (Your radio headset should have a Common decryption key.) AI Private144.7 CentCom133.7 Command135.5 Common145.9(Your headset should be tuned to this by default) E

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Sorrow of the Clown

by The Keeper of Laundry

Everybody Loves a Clown by Gary Lewis & The Playboys Everybody loves a clown, so why dont you?Everybody laughs at the things I say and doThey all laugh when they see me cominBut you dont laugh, you just go home runninEverybody loves a clown, so why cant you?A clown has feelings, too I joke around at a party when you are thereBut you dont laugh, you dont look, you just dont careIf you wonder why this cl

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Laws Of Curatorship

by James Godson

The Three laws of Curatorship Thou shall NOT choose any kit other then treasure hunter lest thou desires a beating. Thou must make lizards with tits as artwork and hang them up on the walls. As a Antagonist thou must attempt to robust the Hos. if you fail you are to be jobbaned from curator you unrobust cunt. for information on how to make lizards with tits visit space deviantart

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A Rousing Speech!

by Chesterton Ronald

A terrrific speech for our friends in Charlie, who complain of a Xenomorph infestation! Ahem! It is quite well known amongst the linguistic cognoscenti that English’s ‘infestation’ (the word, to wit!) comes from Latin’s ‘infesto,’ meaning, to wit, ‘to molest!’ As Nanotransen’s eminent wrriter-psychologist in rrresidence, Charlie’s problem seems clear! To wit, they suffer rrrrepressed sexual desires of Xenomorphs! O, those voluptuous Queens! Their strrr

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Moogie!

by Chesterton Ronald

I should tell you about my verrry memorable dinner! We were holding the weekly Neptune salon of Mme. de Klopterop when the prrrecious – and I mean, PRRRECIOUS Moogie, which is her dog, her terrrific dog!, a small puppy, perrhaps a poodle, and yet!, I was rrraised without pets, or nearly without friends – Ohohoho! – and so I know so verry little, so VERRRY little, about dogs, or indeed about people, except that knowledge which I mos

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HOW TO OWN SECURITY

by Trent Stafford

Meditations on Epically Owning the Security Department Trent Stafford I - Why would one Epically Own the Security Department? A complicated question, but one that I must do my best to answer. Let me attempt to do so

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2020 07 13

by Time Traveller

2020-07-13. 23:40. There are Heretics afoot. If anyone’s reading this, do NOT look at the Pierced Realities. They give you brain damage.

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Ethereal Origin PT 3

by Nanotrasen Official Documentary

Description: The ever dazzling Ethereals. These creatures are as mysterious as they are mystifying. Following the Lunamore incident Nanotrasen took it upon themselves to induct these electronic phenomenons for fears that their opposition might do the same. The seemingly sentient planet that bore these creatures has provided strange but hyper efficient technology that is still being understood by NT researchers, creating

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Ethereal Origin PT 2

by Nanotrasen Official Documentary

Gaia The year is 2506 in the bleak edges of the Lodossian Solar System came a visitor to the puny TerraGov Marine Warship. Or in a better sense, a traveller revealed itself to its visitors. A clear blotch in the stars slowly began to tear away and a pale glistening drop of silver had begun to manifest over the stars with an almost incandescent arrogance. This process began slowly and would take many hours, but that wasn

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Ethereal Origin PT 1

by Nanotrasen Official Documentary

The Ethereals Captain’s log, Estimated year 2455. We have come across a strange large mass in orbit around HyperStar 2533, it has vexed our scientists. I fear that I am not good enough at talking to begin describing what I see. I want to say it sorta looks like Jupiter, covered in gaseous storm clouds, but thats not the weird part. The clouds look sort of like the great mother earths clouds, but they just cover…well the

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Bureaucracy Guide

by Jack Steiner

The Official Guide to Navigating the Intricacies of Nanotrasen Bureaucracy Hello there! If you’re reading this you’ve likely encountered a roadblock in the form of stringently adhered to bureaucratic processes. We all know the gears of glorious corpo-governance must turn to keep Nanotrasen safe and the station compliant, but how does it all work? Thi

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SCP-000

by SCP Foundation

This cage is vast, it has no walls. While I stand still all I see is a white plain stretching across an equally blank sky. There is no life in this place. I can move for as long as I choose but should I stop even for a moment I am snapped back to this spot, forever damned to be tethered to my prison. Despite this, I have wandered far, exploring the purgatory I have known for countless years. In my travels in this wasteland of white I have seen flashes of

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Gerrymandering

by Is-A-Lizard

Imagine three districts of voting, with nine total voters, in a 3x3 grid. Of these:3 voters are red. these are the bottom.6 voters are blue, these are all on the top six. xxx xxx ooo if this diagram is legible in your copy, x represents blue, o represents red.neither of those colors represent anything, however. now, if you draw 3 vertical bo

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Legal Treatise

by Mothmang, Lawyer

What follows is a suggested amendment to Nanotrasen Hiring Guidelines: 1) Moths are granted the same rights as a “human crew member” This right of Human Crew Member will be abbrieviated to HCE in any future mentionA) HCW are entitled to, loyalty provided, apply for Command Roles in the stationB) HCW are also entitled to protection by the A.I. following the Asimov ruleset 2) Crewmembers already marked as HCM will

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Lamentations VI

by Gary Greytide III

FUCK FUCK.....SHIT? CUNT BITCH TITS, FUCKING CUNT SHIT!SHITTING FUCK FUCKERS BITCH, BUTTFUCK ASSCHEEKS CUNT FUCK BITCH BALLS....pussy pussy? football penis cock shit dicks?WHORE!!! WHORE!!! FAG ASS BITCH CUNT TITS FUCKING BITCHES BITCH FUCKING CUNTS !!!FOOTBALL.....BALLSACKS......Penis.

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Autobiography

by Duncan Priebe

My autobiography I was born in Space Yugoslavia. Did nothing for like 18 years. But then I got hired aboard space station 13.WorstMistakeOfMyLifeRight, to start, I hated cat people. Like burning hate every time I saw one.But thenSome chaplain called Levi Skywalker told that to get bitches I have to stop hating cats (and also get abs).So I did2ndWorstMistakeOfMyLifeIt was all fun and g

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Life of a Catgirl

by -Stella Hoshii-

The life of a whore, or, my life.My name is Stella hoshii, this name comes from a odd piece of culture of the last century, I’m a middle aged woman, and a catperson I work on Space Station 13, an isolated station owned by nanotrasen, where, I’m a curator, a simpleton only used to explore space, or put books in shelves. I’m now g

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Print Job #864

by Skitty Mink

LIZARDS HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS NEITHER DO THOSE GAY MOTHS PLASMA MEN ARE RETARDD

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Origin of Felinids

by Definitely Not Karen

Somewhere during the year of 23XX, a deep-space research organization had made a breakthrough in the field of genetic research: SPESS C.R.I.S.P.R, a technology that allowed unfounded levels of genetic modification. This would’ve solved many of the common problems and concerns present in introducing foreign bodies and genetic code into the human body. Immune responses from prosthetics could be entirely neutralized, many common and rare diseases could be c

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End of Morality

by Plasmeme - The Reckoning

Somewhere during the year of 23XX, a deep-space research organization had made a breakthrough in the field of genetic research: SPESS C.R.I.S.P.R, a technology that allowed unfounded levels of genetic modification. This would’ve solved many of the common problems and concerns present in introducing foreign bodies and genetic code into the human body. Immune responses from prosthetics could be entirely neutralized, many common and rare diseases could be c

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British Knife Crime

by Naemi Modesta

Yeah so basically uhhhhhh i was walkin to tesco yeah? and well there was this guy yeah? he had a knife yeah? and he was askin anyone got a ciggy mate? yeah? so i naturally walk up to him and say hey smoking is bad but he dont care he steals my phone stabs me 12 times and rides away on his moped yeah? the whole time he was wearin a puffer jacket and a flat brimmed cap yeah? anyways god save the queen its time for tea and crumpets yeah?

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Ragnar The Red

by Naemi Modesta

Oh, there once was a hero named ragnar the red how rode to whiterun from ole rorikstead and the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade as he told of bold battles and gold he had made But the he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red When he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead Now i things it’s high time that you lie down and bleed And so then came clashing and slashing of steel As the bras

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Fuckshit

by fuck

This entry log shall document the life on the Box station 13 Entry 1: something tells me about femboy hooters might be exciting Entry 2: ive tried taking a picture of our crew riding kvn but got brutally assaulted instead Entry 3: man fuck curator

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CumBucket

by BigDicc

Why yes it is me, the greatest shitbag to have ever existed Fuck you -me

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The Human Brain

by Steals-The-Sun

The human is a particular being. Fleshing from head to with bits of flesh dangling this way and that. But I digress, for the brain is the thing of which will be the topic of my study. I’d like to take some time this shift and explore more of the human and it’s brain. I’m going to attempt to bring in some crew and see if I can get a better understanding of their inner workings, particularly useful to know the affects of long term space habitation.

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Ban Catgirls.

by By Ochy Castle

Cat Girls a the scum of the earth, REASONS they should be killed; They are digusting, vile creatures with a taste for ERP The sheer embarresment they cause for the station and the reputation drop we gain is monumental, we deserve it if we allow this Sec already doesnt tolerate it, so why should the station as a whole? Ask yourself, what would you do if a loved one came out as a catgirl, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

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Tao Te Ching (41-60)

by Spencer Gibson

Tao Te Ching Part Three Chapter Forty-oneWhen a superior man heard of Tao,He cultivates himself diligently.When an average man heard of Tao,He is doubtful, vague and would give up halfway.When an inferior man heard of Tao,He laughs and thinks of It as foolish.If Tao is not being laughed at,It is not the Great Tao.Thus, there is a traditional saying of,One who is enlightened with Tao may appear foolish.

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Tao Te Ching (21-40)

by Spencer Gibson

Tao Te Ching Part Two Chapter Twenty-one A man of great virtue is one who follows the nature way of Tao.This Tao is vague and intangible.Yet, in the vague and void, there is image, there is substance.Within the profound intangible, there is essence;This essence is genuine.In It lies the great faith.Since the beginning of the world, Tao has been in existence.Only through It that one can understand the origi

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Tao Te Ching (1-20)

by Spencer Gibson

Tao Te Ching Chapter One Tao (The Way) that can be spoken of is not the Constant Tao’The name that can be named is not a Constant Name.Nameless, is the origin of Heaven and Earth;The named is the Mother of all things.Thus, the constant void enables one to observe the true essence.The constant being enables one to see the outward manifestations.These two come pa

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The DnD Handbook

by Kale Otis

The Dungeons and Dragons Handbook for both Players and Dungeon Masters.Welcome to DnD! You will have lots of fun playing this board game!You will need-A bag of dice.-Handbook (for beginner Dungeon Masters)-A world to play in-Character sheet for each player-3-10 players.Simplified Character Sheet:Character Name:Class and Level:Race:Player Name:Experience Points:Skills:Equip

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HOW 2 BE COOL

by BABABOOEY

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BITCH SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY MY BITCH YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE BITCH SLAPPING GAME RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET YOUR OWN BITCHES BEFORE THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY ME! YOU CAN'T SLAP ME BACK, I'M YO FUCKING MASTER NOW GOOD LUCK MY BITCH!!!

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Secret Note

by Anonymous

Extraction was successful! The disguise was perfect, the clowns never knew what hit 'em! Once I get back to base with the bananium samples I'll be rich, I tell you! RICH!

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Ancient Poem

by Anonymous

The legend of the omega soap Essence of potato. Juice, not grind. A lizard's tail, turned into wine. powder of monkey, to help the workload. Some Krokodil, because meth would explode. Nitric acid and Baldium, for organic dissolving. A cup filled with Hooch, for sinful absolving Some Bluespace Dust, for removal of stains. A syringe full of Pump-up, it's security's bane.

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A Real American

by Jeen-Tei

Hulk Hogan rests inside all of us. When you feel righteous anger towards sec, that's Hulk Hogan, guiding you towards justice. When you feel compassion, that too is Hulk Hogan wrestling your heart in a cage match with hell. This battle rages in all of us. It stirs in all of us every day. To be a Real American, you must ensure that Hulk Hogan wins the match for your heart. Hulk Hogan is a spirit in all of us, permenantly connected with our very souls, and it is your choice whether you let him win, and go to a

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Engineering Textbook

by Engineering Encyclopedia

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Lasers n Feelings 5

by Eugene Bender

Making your Ship/StationNow that you have your crew, it's time to make your ship/station. As a group, have your crew choose two strengths for their ship/station: Fast (mainly for ships, lets you move pretty quick), Nimble (again for ships, lets you dodge better), Well-Armed (self-explanitory), Powerful Shields (also self-explanitory), Superior Sensors (you can sense shit better), Cloaking D

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Lasers n Feelings 4

by Eugene Bender

When you roll, your success is based off the amount of dies that land successfully. If zero dice succeed, your action goes wrong, and your DM says how things somehow go worse than they already were.If one die succeeds, you barely manage to complete the task. The DM inflicts a complication, harm, or cost.If two dice succeed, you succeed. Nice job!If three dice succeed, you get a critical success! The DM tells you som

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Lasers n Feelings 3

by Eugene Bender

How it worksL&F is a very easy game to play once you get the hang of it. You either roll for lasers or feelings for any significant action you make.Roll for Lasers for any actions involving science, reasoning, technology, calmness, or cold rationality. You want to roll under your stat number.Roll for Feelings for any actions involving charisma, intuition, diplomacy, wild & passiona

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