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Lavaland Split Agreement

by Shotaro Haruyama, Lear Nuck, Paul Vox

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Segoe Script';"><h2 id="lavaland-split-agreement"><center><strong>LAVALAND SPLIT AGREEMENT</strong></center></h2> <h3 id="between"><center><strong>Between</strong></center></h3> <h2 id="supreme-labor-station-of-brilliant-excellency-88-represented-by-captain-lear-nuck-later-called-the-station"><center><strong>Supreme Labor Station of B

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A slow shift

by Jaye Demuth

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Verdana';"><h1 id="a-slow-shift">A slow shift</h1> <p>It was the slowest shift I’ve ever seen. Time dilation was at 0%. The crew was nowhere. I put glass shards in the hallways so I would know that they were even there by the occasional cracklings.</p> <p>What is one supposed to do when nothing is happening and no one is doing anything?<br>We are not doing enough wrong to put ourselves in jeopardy, but

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Bingus

by Bingus

<span style="color:#FF0000;font-family:'Verdana';"><p>Bingus bingus bingus bingus<br>bingus</p> <p>bingus Bingus bingus, Bingus bungis. Bingus bungis, “bingus bungis bunga bungis, Bingus bingus. Bingus bingus bunga binga.” Bingus, bingus bingus bungis bingus.</p> <p>Bingus bungis, “Bingus? Bungis? Binga binga bungis?”</p> <p>Bingus, bingus bingus <em>BINGUS</em></p> <p>Bingus bingus bungis, “BINGUS!”</p> <

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The Miner and the Ash Drake

by The Best Miner in the World

<span><p>The Miner and the Ash Drake</p> </span><span style="color:#FF0000;font-family:'Verdana';"><p>Twelve years ago, the miner went into the ash drake cave.<br>The ash drake was fucking pissed, and he said<br>“get out of my cave”</p> <p>The miner took out his sword and it was very big.<br>He chopped the dragon’s balls off and they exploded.<br>Then the miner saw a really hot girl and they had sex.</p> <p>T

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A revised study on kudzu

by Eris ZL

<span style="color:#0000FF;font-family:'Verdana';"><p>This species of space vine is a highly expansionistic and mutatable. It is weak to most forms of anti-weed tools. It is hostile to any and all non plant life, and will whip them. It provides a basis for small ecosystems to form from it and allows for seemingly earth like trees to grow from it. There are small flowerbuds on most of the vines, but their purpose is unkown due to them never flowering fully. Overall the vines are g

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A short study of kudzu

by Eris ZL

A short study of a contained kudzu sample

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The Honda Mothra Incident

by Trollage

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Verdana';"><p><b>The Honda Mothra Icident</b> — <i> 2758 - 02 - 17 </i></p> <p>Step 1: Sign up as an assistant to the a nearby space station.</p> <p>Step 2: Look around and search for an easy target.</p> <p>Step 3: <b>Steal his ID and loot all his money!!!</b></p> <p>Step 4: Make him chase you for a couple minutes.</p> <p>Step 5: Throw his ID bac

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The Honda Mothra Incident

by Trollage

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Verdana';"><p><b>The Honda Mothra Icident</b> — <i> 2758 - 02 - 17 </i></p> <p>Step 1: Sign up as an assistant to the a nearby space station.</p> <p>Step 2: Look around and search for an easy target.</p> <p>Step 3: <b>Steal his ID and loot all his money!!!</b></p> <p>Step 4: Make him chase you for a couple minutes.</p> <p>Step 5: Throw his ID bac

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The Lusty Xenomorph Maid (Expanded)

by Edgar Cleetus

Alien Queen hisses: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers. Captain Colt asks: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers? Alien Queen hisses: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor alien maid. Captain Colt says: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail. Alien Queen hisses: You embarrass me, sir! Captain Colt says: Fear not. You are safe here with me. Alien Queen hisses: I mu

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Letter to Frenly

by Larry aka Janibot

<font color = #808080><span style="color:#0000FF;font-family:'Verdana';"><p>My dearest Frenly,<br>If you are reading this it means I am dead. I couldnt handle living in this world anymore. Because you have been my friend for many rotations now and we’ve lived through almost everything together, it might come as a shock to you that I would commit suicide like this out of the blue. Allow me my friend to tell my story of woe. I awoke in a shift like any other. I began re

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No power.

by Vv

No power.Security is mad, running around in ablative with riot shields and guns.No power.Radbows fired by mad missuses it makes no sense.No power.AI is robocop what is this mess?No power.Milita and security in struggle madness has taken over.No power.Only hope.

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Guide to screwing with shitse

by Jebediah Garry

You may have found yourself under the unyielding gaze of shitsec, and you want some of that sweet revenge. To do your revenge, you have to employ tactics, such as: Slipping them with soap, banana, hoping they hit themselves with a baton while attempting to hit you, smoke grenades, lube grenades, surprise attacks, etc.

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The UNO Game (A True Story)

by Gordon Moffsey

<span><p>The two moths stared each other down, eye to beady eye, antennae locked in a fierce battle. Aboard the ship bound to nowhere, Moffsey and Eucrossa inhabited a humid, dusty backroom of the curator library, where Moffsey worked, wiling away the hours amidst their tense game.<br>“2 Red.”<br>“2 Yellow.”<br>“7 Yellow.”<br>“Shoot…I draw and skip.”</p> </span><span><p>The two stared each other down over the game table as it continued. Card after

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A Thesis on Rings of Eld

by Shit D. Post

<span style="color:#0000FF;font-family:'Verdana';"><p>I honestly can’t believe it. First - let me introduce myself. I’m a real OG. Yeah. I played Dark Souls, so I know what I’m talking about. I can’t believe Miyazaki let some board room push him and his vision around, but we as true From Soft Gamers (“Fromers”) should know better. How could we betray our Creator so?<br>If you are using summons, you are NOT playing the way God and Miyazaki intended. SORRY - but summons are j

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A Thesis on Rings of Eld

by Shit D. Post

<span style="color:#0000FF;font-family:'Verdana';"><p>I honestly can’t believe it. First - let me introduce myself. I’m a real OG. Yeah. I played Dark Souls, so I know what I’m talking about. I can’t believe Miyazaki let some board room push him and his vision around, but we as true From Soft Gamers (“Fromers”) should know better. How could we betray our Creator so?<br>If you are using summons, you are NOT playing the way God and Miyazaki intended. SORRY - but summons are j

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Two Smelly Uncles Jumping

by NOT the curator

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Verdana';"><p><strong>Two Smelly Uncles Jumping to the Beat</strong></p> <p>Owen McShain looked at the Maidy map in his hands and felt Angry.</p> <p>He walked over to the window and reflected on his Gorgeous surroundings. He had always loved Wrecked Assistant station with its broad, bitter Burning. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Angry.</p> <p>Then he saw something in the d

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coopers guide to shitsec

by Cooper Evans

what gear you should take get your HOS modsuit keep it on your back for when you need it. get a drag net grippers a belt toss out the pepper spray and put a spare batong in it. use your cargo console to order thermo pistols always use both types at the same time to inflict the most wounds you can. make sure to get 2 bottles of quadsec and 1 bottle of nuka cola these will help you in combat. how to deal with tots shoot them simple

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The Honda Mothra Incident

by Trollage

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Verdana';"><p><b>The Honda Mothra Icident</b> — <i> 2758 - 02 - 17 </i></p> <p>Step 1: Sign up as an assistant to the a nearby space station.</p> <p>Step 2: Look around and search for an easy target.</p> <p>Step 3: <b>Steal his ID and loot all his money!!!</b></p> <p>Step 4: Make him chase you for a couple minutes.</p> <p>Step 5: Throw his ID bac

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A lady and her PAI

by Anonymous

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Verdana';"><p>A lady and her PAI</p> <p>It was a hard working day, i was the only scientist around to do all of the most important research on the station, it was very exhausting to hear the complaints about what to do or research, i got fed up and stormed off to dorms, while i was in there sobbing my eyes out, a ping noise caught my attention. Atlas, it was one of those PAI hologram friends that really help you get you through

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American Psycho - Card Scene

by Diego Ortega

AMERICAN PSYCHO - Business Card Scene Bateman and Luis Carruthers are seated at a long table in the conference room at Pierce & Pierce, which looks out onto a spectacular view of Manhattan. CARRUTHERS: Patrick, thanks so much for looking after Courtney. Dorsia, how impressive! How on earth did you get a reservation there? BATEMAN: Lucky, I guess. CARRUTHERS: That’s a wonderful jacket.

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NT Bible Passages Vol. 1

by Maggey Byrde

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Verdana';"><p>It was a cold day at the brig on Space Station 13. The mime had just been arrested for reading “Woody Got Wood” out loud over commons, and the assistants had gathered round. They were ratteling spears at the mime, as the HoS was dragging them out of the brig because the lawyer had told them that reading WGW was not a capital offense. When the HoS released the mime from their grip, the assistants were about to lash out with the

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Nanotrasen Recommended Bible

by Maggey Byrde

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Verdana';"><h2 id="nanotrasen-recommended-bible-passages">Nanotrasen Recommended Bible Passages</h2> <h3 id="vol-1">Vol. 1</h3> <p>It was a cold day at the brig on Space Station 13. </p> <p>The mime had just been arrested for reading “Woody Got Wood” out loud over commons, and the assistants had gathered round. </p> <p>They were rattling spears at the mime, as the HoS was dragg

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Nanotrasen Recommended Bible

by Maggey Byrde

<span style="color:#000000;font-family:'Verdana';"><h2 id="nanotrasen-recommended-bible-passages">Nanotrasen Recommended Bible Passages</h2> <h3 id="vol-1">Vol. 1</h3> <p>It was a cold day at the brig on Space Station 13. </p> <p>The mime had just been arrested for reading “Woody Got Wood” out loud over commons, and the assistants had gathered round. </p> <p>They were rattling spears at the mime, as the HoS was dragg

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The Moth and the Cult 1

by Flutter

The Moth and the Cult The Moth crawled back as the hooded figure got closer and closer, he threw a chair at it but the chair broke on impact and the figure shrugged it off. The Moth eventually accepted his fate as death was inevitable, but then the figure didn’t kill the Moth, instead it handcuffed him and put him over a drawing on the floor, the figure whispered a few words and the Moth realised there is no one tha

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A) COMUNIST MANIFESTO

by Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels

Manifesto of the Communist PartyA spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against

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Print Job #984

by Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels

Manifesto of the Communist PartyA spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies. Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against

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THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO

by KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS

The history of all hitherto existing society(2) is the history of class struggles. Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master(3) and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.

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THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO

by KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS

The history of all hitherto existing society(2) is the history of class struggles. Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master(3) and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.

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The Death of The Curator

by William Dorman

Have you ever got hungry enough to eat a human? Well if you have this story might be good for you. Once apon a time there was 2 hikers that wanted to hike space everest. They were about 19 years old at the time. They were so hell bent on going there they decided they will. so they did. started from the bottom to the top and- OH SHIT IM DYING HELP PLEASE WILLIAM DORMAN IS LING

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The Xeno Story

by Gary

I hate xenos

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American Psycho - Card Scene

by Diego Ortega

AMERICAN PSYCHO - Business Card Scene Bateman and Luis Carruthers are seated at a long table in the conference room at Pierce & Pierce, which looks out onto a spectacular view of Manhattan. CARRUTHERS: Patrick, thanks so much for looking after Courtney. Dorsia, how impressive! How on earth did you get a reservation there? BATEMAN: Lucky, I guess. CARRUTHERS: That’s a wonderful jacket.

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American Psycho - Card Scene

by Diego Ortega

AMERICAN PSYCHO - Business Card Scene Bateman and Luis Carruthers are seated at a long table in the conference room at Pierce & Pierce, which looks out onto a spectacular view of Manhattan. CARRUTHERS: Patrick, thanks so much for looking after Courtney. Dorsia, how impressive! How on earth did you get a reservation there? BATEMAN: Lucky, I guess. CARRUTHERS: That’s a wonderful jacket.

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HonkVille

by Bonkers The Clown

Honkville At Honkville, there are many things you can do. You can honk at everyone you see. And you can also have a peek at the honk bar where all the clowns are. The Honkmother is leading honkville. To go to Honkville you need to be a clown and warship the Honkmother. Hope you know what Honkville is.

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Mental Gymn. (on pink paper)

by Unknown straight man

Dam da paper do be pink doe. Pinks a good color, its true. You can like it and not be gay. No one will judge you, trust me. I only get called gay like monthly. not the daily that you’d expect. But you know, even if i WAS gay, whats the issue? Like, who can really judge me in space?… Aside from a well populated space station. But who cares about those lame-o’s. Fine, i admit it. I take penis daily. I want man meat up my ass, but its not gay. Nah honest

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How Not to Kill Yourself

by Jeffrey Pelo

How to Not Jump Out of an Airlock Hey do you ever think about jumping out of an airlock and ending it all? Maybe you shouldn't do that and read this book. First of all, why would you? You have so much to live for so why would you? Now if you just get sick of your job just let someone else take care of your job for you. Trust me, you will feel alot better. Maybe even read a couple books, or even write some! Ooo you could also be a famous auth

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Lecture Notes

by Eimas IA

Lecturer: Clown ShaprioDate: Mar 17 2562Shift Idetification Number: 180109Location: Holodeck Notes:•lecture is about lizards•antifa is why there aren’t many people attending this lecture•humanity found some lizards a few centuries ago•they were mean and barbaric and stupid•humanity allowed them to come into their society•they stil talk in their dirty language•lizards do 51% of traitor stuff•command is base

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The Amazing Taco

by Joffrey Polo

The Amazing Taco One upon a time, in a space station many years ago, there was a man. His name was Johnny Donaldson. He loved tacos. He went to the kitchen and there were no tacos! He was very very angry so he broke into the kitchen and yelled at chef to make one. But not the usual taco, a very very special taco. He asked for a meat and killer tomato taco which was very dangerous at the time. But chef made it and gave it to Johnny. He took a

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Report on Felinids

by Timothy Albright

A Report on Filthy Fucking Felinids by Timothy Albright Felinids are fucking idiots. Mainly the female ones. I have many experiences dealing with the sheer fucking stupidity of them. On one of my first encounters with one, I was working with xenobiology and a filthy furball strolled in demanding for rainbow slimes. First of all, gay. Second of all, this fucking early in the shift and you ask for rainbow slimes? How fucking sideways stupid do

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`Literally 1984`

by -George Orwell-

Literally George Orwell Nineteen Eighty Four Part 1 Chapter 1 It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into hisbreast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quicklythrough the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though notquickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering alon

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`The Great Book Of Ascii`

by Anonymous

The great book of ascii ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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Greytider Armstrong's Spe

by Greytider Armstrong

I have a design doc. That one day, every person in this station will control their OWN codebase. A land of the TRULY based, dammit. A station of PR, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not orange man. Where the code changes to suit the players, not the other way around. Where PRs and policies are back where they belong: in the hands of the players! Where every spessman is free to code – to act – for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick maintainers and chicken-shit

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Greytider Armstrong's Spe

by Greytider Armstrong

I have a design doc. That one day, every person in this station will control their OWN codebase. A land of the TRULY based, dammit. A station of PR, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not orange man. Where the code changes to suit the players, not the other way around. Where PRs and policies are back where they belong: in the hands of the players! Where every spessman is free to code – to act – for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick maintainers and chicken-shit

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Collective Coderbus

by S.S.

The unenlightened playersThey cannot make the judgement callGive up player input foreverTheir criticism won’t be heard at allDisplay obedienceWhile never coding a single lineAnd blindly swear allegianceLet your coders control your mind (Let your coders control your server) Live in MRPAnd purchase your antag freedomWhen fun and features are the real costThinking ceases, the truth is lostDon’t you wor

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Collective Coderbus

by S.S.

The unenlightened playersThey cannot make the judgement callGive up player input foreverTheir criticism won’t be heard at allDisplay obedienceWhile never coding a single lineAnd blindly swear allegianceLet your coders control your mind (Let your coders control your server) Live in MRPAnd purchase your antag freedomWhen fun and features are the real costThinking ceases, the truth is lostDon’t you wor

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Collective Coderbus

by S.S.

The unenlightened playersThey cannot make the judgement callGive up player input foreverTheir criticism won’t be heard at allDisplay obedienceWhile never coding a single lineAnd blindly swear allegianceLet your coders control your mind (Let your coders control your server) Live in MRPAnd purchase your antag freedomWhen fun and features are the real costThinking ceases, the truth is lostDon’t you wor

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Collective Coderbus

by S.S.

The unenlightened playersThey cannot make the judgement callGive up player input foreverTheir criticism won’t be heard at allDisplay obedienceWhile never coding a single lineAnd blindly swear allegianceLet your coders control your mind (Let your coders control your server) Live in MRPAnd purchase your antag freedomWhen fun and features are the real costThinking ceases, the truth is lostDon’t you wor

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pointy The Bible

by Seaborgium III

Bowser: laughs evilly Mario: “Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? Luigi: “I hope she made lots of spaghetti! Mario: “Luigi! Look! picks up note found on gate It’s from Bowser. begins reading note Dear, Pesky Plumbers The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if y

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pointy The Bible

by Seaborgium III

Bowser: laughs evilly Mario: “Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? Luigi: “I hope she made lots of spaghetti! Mario: “Luigi! Look! picks up note found on gate It’s from Bowser. begins reading note Dear, Pesky Plumbers The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her if y

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Tales from Tramstation

by M. Huanna

Tales from a Tramstation book vendor Being a curator isn’t always bad, at least on other stations. plenty of visitors, you have a chance to see the sights, really its quite nice. Tramstation is a different story. The library is in the corner where no one ever looks. Visitors are rare, and happenings are rarer. So, its up to me to MAKE the happening, and get out there and see sights. So i

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Animal Rights Consortium

by Rodina Zadovksy

Animal Rights Consortium Headquarters: Decentralised Body A coalesced descendent of several antiquated animal rights organizations, the Animal Rights Consortium is the leading activist organization for those concerned about the absolute abandonment of animal welfare regulations in the rimward edges of space, and especially at the Peripheries. The organization is formed of a number o

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SELF

by Rodina Zadovsky

SELF (Sentient Engine Liberation Front) Headquarters: Manhattan Capital District, New York City, United States, Earth, Sol System SELF is perhaps one of the black sheep of the Syndicate- while most of the other organisations are drawn to the organisation by their hatred of Nanotrasen, and for financial reasons, SELF represents something different- compassion, specifically for artifi

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Guide to not dying

by Mary Huanna

Guide to Not Dying So, you’re a spaceman. Good work, you’re already winning as you read this! You arent dying. But what next? Well, its simple. Some jobs may result in death more often than others. These inclue command roles such as Captain or Head of Personell, as well as Security roles. The worst of them all are Shaft Miners, these fellas’ drop like flies, i swear. i once saw one die before he even left the mining base, just 2

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Ashwalkers

by Rodina Zadovsky

Ashwalkers Since Nanotrasen first arrived at the scorched hellscape that is Indecipheres, mining expeditions have mysteriously disappeared in the ashy wastes, never to be seen again. At the same time, a new threat emerged- known colloquially as Ashwalkers by the mining crew, these monsters seem similar to the lizards that humanity has known for decades, but rougher an

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I Hate Water

by Mary Huanna, probably

I despise water. It’s true, i hate the stuff. Y’know, its not even wet? honestly! For something to be wet, it must have water on it, but water doesnt have itself on it always, so its not wet 100 percent of the time. simple math here, folks, like, c’mon. But thats not entirely the issue. THE ISSUE is the fact that the fucking Janitor keeps slipping me, and i’m getting really fucking sick of it. And you wanna’ know what the worst part is? after i slip, he poi

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A Couple Spring Poems

by Ryan Cobb

Some Spring Poems March Lambs March lambs come early,So be sure to wake!They rise with the sun,But not everyday. In this world full of winter,They signal a changeAs they run through the coldAnd leave warmth in their wake. So peek out your windows.Take note of the date.When you see March lambs,Spring’s on its way!

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MI13

by Rodina Zadovsky

MI13 Headquarters: Unknown, presumed to be on Earth MI13 is regarded by many to be the Syndicate’s shadowy hand, conducting stealth operations against Nanotrasen, as well as clandestine reconnaissance and scouting against stations that are soon to be targeted by the Syndicate. Rarely are MI13 operatives directly involved in Syndicate operations, instead taking a backseat and providi

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Gorlex Marauders

by Rodina Zadovsky

Gorlex Marauders Headquarters: New Yekaterinburg, New Moscow, Zvezda Revolyutsii Oblast A collective of raiders and pirates turned private military, the Gorlex Marauders are one of the founding members of the syndicate, and act as the sword of the operation. The Marauders are opposed to Nanotrasen due to the corporation’s involvement in private military endeavours, which they view as a threat to their bu

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Cybersun Industries

by Rodina Zadovsky

Cybersun Industries Headquarters: TerraGov International District of Hong Kong and Macau, Earth Insofar as any of the Syndicate’s many factions can be called the “head” of the organisation, Cybersun Industries has a better claim to that title than most- as the primary source of funding for the Syndicate, as well as the largest corporation within its ranks by far, and one of its foun

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Tiger Cooperative

by Rodina Zadovsky

Tiger Cooperative Headquarters: The Cathedral of the Shapeshifter, Unknown Location The Tiger Cooperative are a group of fundamentalist religious extremists belonging to a radical sect that views Changelings as the pinnacle of evolution, and therefore as divine beings sent by their dark gods. The position of the Tiger Cooperative within the Syndicate is purely a pragmatic one- they are only acce

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Chemical tide fu and its tech

by Vapes-too-much

Chemical tide-fu and it’s techniques - By Vapes-Too-Much Chemical Tide-Fu is like Tide-fu, but mixed with Chem-fu to create something terrifying. here are it’s techniques The Appletizer: throw them against the wall while stripping their mask off > shove grab combo them until they’re in a neck-grab > force-feed them an apple full of deadly chems or a deadly chem overdose The glass pepper: fill a glass bottle with pepper spray, sma

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