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Hudson and the Cat

by Hudson Field

The Very Bad Cat: Hudson the librarian stood up from his desk and stretched his arms above his head, toned muscles evident through his red coat. “Today I will go explore space!” Exclaimed Hudson. However as soon as he had donned his red spacesuit an obviously intoxicated catlike being stumbled into the library. “Hoooodson!” Sloshed the cat, “Br- hic “Briii-ngh me moooneh!” Hudson sighed. Lately this cat had become a regular sight in his o

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Zoe and Zoes date

by Zoe

it started in the virologist office me, Zoe working on a healing viro to help the crew and a great friend medical doctor Zoe lamplighter. we have been good friends for a lot of shifts working on healing the crew and keeping everyone safe. and on this shift i wanted to ask them on a date but i was so scared to ask them as i have never done it before.

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Megafauna And You: Book 1

by Urist McMan

Megafauna And You: Preparation and Devestation Written by Urist McMan Good day, my dear reader. This is the first book in a series called Megafauna in You. I originally planned for this to be a single book, however Nanotrasen size limits have forced me to split them up. This guide contains some of my experiences regarding Megafauna hunting and survival, and while it won’t give you the experience a first time encounter does, it’ll give you th

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Little Station Libraries

by Elizabeth Boyer, Curator

Little Library System To combat a general malaise when it comes to reading and enjoying library books, I propose a new system of librarianing. This is: The Little Library System. Rather than keeping all of the books in the stuffy, unused library, why now spread them throughout the station? In hallways and frequently passed-through areas, we put up shelves. In the shelves we put good, well-curated books. The sort of thing that someone

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The Russian Sleep Experiment

by Unknown

The Russian Sleep Experiment By Unknown Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas based stimulant. They were kept in a sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn’t kill them, since it was toxic in high conce

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how to make telepills

by Removes-The-Walls

how to make telepills 4 beakers1 Portable Chemical Mixer or 1 Dorper fill one beaker with 20u of Caramel at 470 K with a Ph of 10.5fill one beaker with 20u of Bluespace Dust at 470 K with a Ph of 12fill one beaker with 20u of Stable Plasma at 470 K with a Ph of 9.5put the beakers in the Portable Chemical Mixer or keep em you medbelt or bag.set the chem output to 1 u / set the drop er output to 1ug

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Cybersun Ship Orders

by Captain Alexus Mikhaylov

Hello crew, this is your captain here. the generator is on, so get your gear and clear the rest of the Nanotrasen assault boys. once they are clear, these are your orders: protect the suuper sekrit papers in my filing cabinet. construct an AI. (there is already a core in the bridge, just put someone in the MMI) mine nearby asteroids. research new technologies. construct n

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Test 210325-01

by Elioxa Ottoen

The Creation of Cerulean Body Doubles Test Log #210325-01 Subject Kir-Sez signed up as Testee #01 A Stabilized Cerulean Extract was used on Tester Elioxa Ottoen, creating a clone of him Testee #01 had its brain removed, and placed in an MMI by Tester Arabella Raymonds The brain of Testee #01 was placed into the clone of Elioxa Ottoen, hereby named Elioxa 2 Elioxa 2 was then revi

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Syndicate, who are they?

by Adam Fisher

Syndicate, who are they? stolen from the common core. Founded by Cybersun Industries at some point a few decades ago, the Spinward Syndicate (usually shortened to the Syndicate) is a patchwork mix of groups, ranging from ill-reputed thugs and mercenaries to esteemed businessmen and scientific luminaries, all bound together by a desire to force Nanotrasen o

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RADILITY, THE RELIGIOUS POSTER

by Jake Hamburger II

In the beginning… there was everything up until now. Yeah, this doesn’t begin in the ACTUAL begining of the world, rather in today’s day and age… CHAOS CHRIST, God of the Radility Radility is a religion, created to counteract the already formed Christianity… by making it cooler (or, at least make it less strict and stuff)! Features:-Religious drinking contests. Drink till you drown in the name of CHAOS C

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ROT languige of old

by Aurora VF (Aurora Eris)

ROT: the languige of anchent robotic gods, substitution cipher, and good ol’ incoded launguige (this is a book i desided to wite out of bordem, no spell checks, nothing realy fancy just a simple guid) About Rot ROT# or “rotate by _ places” is a simple letter substitution cipher that replaces a letter with the what ever number is set to be Ex:ROT13 A=N, N being 13 letters ahead of A.Decodeing rot is kinda tricky but keep in mind,

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Print Job #679

by Dalton Kelly

~ The Story of A Bored Cook (Non-Fiction) ~ It was a rather quiet green-shift evening, and Jerry the Cook had nothing to do. His counter was stocked to the brim with pizzas and cakes with nobody in sight. He took a visit to the next door hydroponics room, which was vacant. Jerry wondered, “What if I grew a truckload of weed?”. And so he did, he broke into the already broken front desk of the Science department and snagged a multitool and screwdriver

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Story of Bees

by Robert Paulsen

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Ryndren Survival Guide

by Ekarus Ryndren

Ryndren Extreme Situation Survival Guide If you’re reading this, odds are something has gone terrifyingly wrong on the station and for some reason you opted to go to the library. Or, you were bored enough to come to the library and thought this might be good for a laugh. Regardless, today I’m going to give you some very, very basic tips on how to survive when the shit hits the fan.Flip through these pages

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Fatherly Knowledge

by ThatDamnGernade

I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “The Count from Sesame Street.” They told me he doesn’t count, but I assured them he most definitely does. I Googled ‘missing Medieval servant’, but it came back with ‘page not found.’ You know why ants can’t catch Covid? Its due to their anty-bodies. Ancient felinids. Or nyanderthals, if you will. I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said that is too uncommon

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The Morning of an Ant

by Jake Hamburger II

The soft and muddy ground rumbles. Blades of grass sway and tilt. Little feet stomp the ground, like a miniature marching band. It seems the ants have started their daily routine. The ants in the front of the group scout the surrounding area for potential threats. Those threats are most likely non-existant in this quiet part of the forest. Barely anything lives here, except for a few groups of bugs. The ants in the middle are also the scouting type, but

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Print Job #536 (Lyric Book - September by Ear

by Distant Fellow.

Lyric Book -Earth Wind and Fire - September Do you remember the 21st night of September?Love was changing the minds of pretendersWhile chasing the clouds away Our hearts were ringingIn the key that our souls were singing.As we danced in the night,Remember how the stars stole the night away Ba de ya - say do you rememberBa de ya - dancing in SeptemberBa de ya - never was a cloudy day My thoughts

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The Ballad of Steve

by Daniel

Once upon a time, there was a man named Steve. Steve was not a very good man; he liked to steal and kill and download illegal things on the internet. One day Steve was going about his business when he ran into Dan. Dan was an upstanding citizen; he paid his taxes and - unlike Steve - didn’t live in his mother’s basement. Steve hated Dan the moment he saw him and vowed to do naughty criminal evil things to him should they ever cross paths again.

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Print Job #393

by goobs

My name is Goobie Goober and i have a story to tell basically i was walking down the hall when i saw a catgirl, then i decapitated myself, but it was fine because i got borged and fought the xenomorphs, and it was great. anyways im writing this because the limpdick HoS broke me arms!!

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The Tale of Cu Chulainn

by Unknown

Cu Chulainn Cú Chulainn was an ancient Gaelic hero warrior who was gifted with superhuman strength, speed and skill. Setanta was his name as a young boy and his parents were Dechtire and Lugh. At the age of five Setanta left home to join the Red Branch Knights, the army of the king Conor Mac Nessa, who was his uncle. With him he took his hurley, his sliotar, his javelin and his spear. He would hit the sliotar with the hurley, leap forwa

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Chronicle of the edgeworld I

by Meryl Silverburg

Chronicle of the edgeworld As I was printing and sorting books in the library, a sudden urge came into me. I always dreamed and readed books of other protagonists adventures, I never got to live mine. That’s when a little robotic spiders came to me, dragging a strange 8-ball, introduced herself to me. “Hello, dear huma

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I'm Just The Cook: Tome II

by Kaden Howard, Slathered-In-Gravy

Chapter VI, The First Escape: I had suited up in the Hardsuit, brandished the ID card which I had taken earlier and activated the Hardsuit’s helmet to conceal my true identity. I walked as casually back to the Bar as I could, where most of the Deathsquad & other Corpo survivors now awaited an exfil. My disguise worked. I walked amongst the crowd of Corpos, not a single suspicious glance thrown my way. Best of all, exfil was supp

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I'm Just The Cook: Tome I

by Kaden Howard, Slathered-In-Gravy

Chapter I, The Bizarre Start: It started just like any other day on the shift: Got myself familiar with my workspace and my equipment. You see, I was just the Cook aboard a Syndicate station. Didn’t know the name of the station and didn’t care quite frankly. So, after familiarizing myself with my kitchen, I started doing what I do best: Cooking the best damn burgers you’ll ever have the privilege of gracing your tastebuds. My co-worker was a man b

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The Art of Robusting

by Gorbi Fritzl

The Art of Robusting Chapter 1 defining robusting Preparation, Postion and Precision are the three arts you have to master to be robust in battle. Preparation is everything you can do before combat wheter it is getting the proper gear or allies for a battle. Hiding your contraband or allowing you to get the opener in battle. Postion is how you avoid getting hu

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D6 Lite Rulebook

by Paul Grumblestumpskin

D6 Lite d6-lite is a set of one-page RPGs for fast action. It uses a single d6 die. Not to be confused with the D6 System or OpenD6 system Character Creation Players begin by identifying a character they want to play, adjusting statistics to describe that character. Characters are comprised of 4 statistics with one of 3 scores. Characters begin with Average statistic

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The Last Brick

by Rides-The-Lightning

The Last Brick by Rides-The-Lightning The sun, the giver of both life and death, shone over the vast white expanse, the deep cracks and fissures betrayed the former existence of a great sea that once dominated the land. On this great blance flat, trudges a builder, though he has not designed what he creates. His cloak, a ragged sheet of burlap, covers his hulking frame like a

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MIMEVENTURE VOL. 1

by Marcel Mime

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:01] Mime says, "Based"[01:26] [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Scott Lang

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MIMEVENTURE VOL. 2

by Marcel Mime

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:32] Rain Black says, "Er"[00:39] [Common] Mach-Mei flutters, "Free public nanites in science"

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Omnissiah Religion

by Lucas Gutenberg

Oservations On The Church Of Omnissiah The faith requires batteries fully charged. To turn the faithful into full machines. To convert the flesh into machine, there must be a prayer. By the inner workings of our godcall upon you, in the face of adversityto complete us, removing that which is undesirableArise, our champion! Become that which your soul craves, live in

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On The State of Fighting

by Devon Lucy

The “R Mika is a bad character design” bandwagon never fails to disappoint. It’s fucking Street Fighter. There is a green guy with electricity powers. He doesn’t even electrocute you, he electrocutes his fucking self first and then you second. And you know what we did in the 90s? We shrugged our shoulders and nodded at each other, “Oh shucks! Capcom is so wacky!” What will they think of next? They thought of a 7 foot tall Mexican and then they took a lunc

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Egoistic Phoenix

by Speaks-Her-Mind

Project Egoistic Phoenix Objective The purpose of this document is to detail the steps to be taken to fully recreate a crew member, even in the event that their body has been destroyed. Requirements Any crew member to be restored via Project Egoistic Phoenix must have their full genetic makeup backed up in the Genetics department. Furthermore, in or

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The Queen That Was

by Reilly Ix Arkannon

Dear Sisters, Do you still remember your first deliverance? When you strangled your first wrongdoer, did you see the moment when life became death? Could you see the instance when your victim realized that Woedica forgets nothing? When Woedica takes back her throne will you face her with pride, knowing you have held to your own oaths, or will you be amongst the word-breakers? Woedica teaches vengeance and memory - and while she is in Exile,

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Skaenite Scripture

by Wymund Shivshod

BurnFeel thy hatred twist within thee.Feed thyself on its bile, sustain thyself on its anger.This hatred, this bile, this anger - these shall be the tools for thy rebellion. Let thine heart seethe.There is no satisfaction in open confrontation.Hide thine hatred, let it grow that it may fester.Make thy plots in secretThe Quiet Slave stays in the shadows, his face seeks not the light.In darkness doth he work.In da

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Universal Origins

by Flint Hutton

One day, a god was born. The next day, the universe. You are there. Somewhere. The end. This book is under copyright please do not distribute without authorization.

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Metastation Mixup

by Apollo L

The Metastation Mixup ‘Twas a dark and stormy night on MetaStation, the crew had all but left, yet one little mouse had stuck around to dig around in the mess. The little mouse made quite the commotion and the AI appeared to him, “STOP NONHUMAN, I WILL GRIND YOU INTO MY POTION!” and so the mouse was gibbed, - The End.

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Print Job #872

by Rakeel-Azel

Space Exploration isn’t that hard nowadays. All you have to do is get the right equipment and go into space. Not that hard. First of all, it may be hard to break into EVA storage, but basically any AI is willing to open the doors for you. Better yet, get access from the HoP, because who gives a shit about people walking into there? The things you’re going to need to grab are an EVA suit, a jetpack and an oxygen tank. Then grab a GPS, or make one.

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Poetry

by Boop Boops

And I looked her up and down and said “gurl you lookin’ fine” and she went and pulled out a cock twice the size of mine.

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Ghetto Meth Cooking

by Pablito Tesobar

GHETTO METH TUTORIAL TOOLS NEEDED: Mortar (made with a few wooden planks)Pestle (made with some metal)Some place to store your chemicals (Bottles, beakers, etc.)Optionally Chem master (get the machine board from engineering) HOW TO OBTAIN NEEDED CHEMICALS: Ammonia-Urinal cakes or get nitrogen from light bulbs (10u each) and hydrogen from glowsticks (glowstic

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Idiot Interrogation

by Unknown

Transcript:[00:00] Recording started.[00:05] Slips-On-Glass hisses, "Pleassse recite to me the eventsss asss you know them."[00:07] Slips-On-Glass hisses, "That lead to your death"[00:10] Larry Johnson (as

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Duke Returns III

by Duke Butterfill

Transcript:[00:00] Recording started.[00:01] [Common] Damon Rewert says, "Hey..."[00:04] Adam Frisk says, "Thats a bunch of mats"[00:05] [Common] Gorilla (578) says, "Theresb bad gorillas

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Duke Returns II

by Duke Butterfill

Transcript:[00:00] Recording started.[00:02] Ophiuchus Y slurs, "Nursech"[00:04] Nurses-The-Bottle slurs, "Yech?"[00:05] Duke Butterfill says, "The tape ran out, but that's artis

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Duke Returns I

by Duke Butterfill

Transcript:[00:00] Recording started.[00:06] Duke Butterfill says, "Okay, this is Duke Butterfill."[00:13] Duke Butterfill says, "I think I remember how this works now."[00:16] [Common] Eats-The-Flowers

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Print Job #208

by Terry Hintz

How to Powergame Xenobiology First, only cull slimes that are not adamantines, light pinks, dark purples, greys or reds and/or are progressing to that evolution Then if you get reds, spam mutation potions on every slime that’s close to proceeding to gold. Third, if you get an adamantine Slime, make an empty golem shell and make A Cardboard golem, have it make more cardboard golems in botany and have other cardboard golems delive

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Meet The Crew #1

by Jake Ahriman

Hello all! This is the first issue of Jake Ahriman meets the crew, where i get members of the crew to share about their thoughts about their jobs, workspace experiences and questions on broader topics to hopefully let you all get to know one another better. The cook, an integral and often under-valued member of the crew who feeds us with delicious food and ice cream! Today, I interview Joachim Straub, who, together with fellow cook Creeps-Like-Iv

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Bright Empire

by Lukas Alexander Judge

Chronicling The Bright Empire The Bright Empire of Kystland, or Kystland for short, is a heavily authoritarian nation, ablit ruled by a currently benevolent dictator. Historically, its people are renowned for their stubbornness, closeted nature, and technical abilities. The lands proper of the self proclaimed empire lean on temperacy, which has previously provided materials for Kystan industry, as well as space

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by Peter Chimaera

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were traitors on the station. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Captain were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.John was a Head of Security for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships, daddy."Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY TR

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Why do we live?

by A. M.

Why do we live? Brochure about life People have been asking this question for centuries. This is philosophers stone for philosophers. But the truth is that life is meaningless. And, everyone makes life goal for himself. Don't think about reasons, why do you live. Just live! Do what you want, and be glad that you live... Unless you are a clown. Then you have life goal - to die. Brochure about life

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Messages 4 Future

by Michael Stevens

Messages For The Future, by Michael Stevens. Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. This is Earth as seen from Saturn. That is us right there. And if you look closely, ok, see this little protuberance? That’s the Moon. This image was taken by the Cassini spacecraft on July 19th, 2013 at 21:27 Coordinated Universal Time. The thing is, NASA gave the public advanced warning of when it would be taken, which means that this image of Earth was the first ever taken

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Apology Part 1

by Plato

How you have felt, O men of Athens, at hearing the speeches of my accusers, I cannot tell; but I know that their persuasive words almost made me forget who I was - such was the effect of them; and yet they have hardly spoken a word of truth. But many as their falsehoods were, there was one of them which quite amazed me; - I mean when they told you to be upon your guard, and not to let yourselves be deceived by the force of my eloquence. They ought t

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H.W. - ALL ACCESS

by Deitrala Kastner / Hardlight

Once upon a time, with hair as pink as cotton candy and eyes so sharp and dandy, there - fancy - the toolbox of one Helen Weinstein. She stood there, ‘mongst the halls of the Head of Personnel - intent to send him straight to hell. Though, a curse - for worse - the captain was there, staring at her; square. “Why do you tide, you thorn in my side?” spoke the he, so woke; “You make my job a truly awful jig; I’ve a mind, in this metagame, to

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Carpentry for Xenos

by Alien drone (918)

SSSSSsssSSS CLICK SSssss CLICK! HISSSS! CLICKssssssssss SPITssS SsssS HISSSsss ss * GUTTRAL SPITTING * ss SSsSssss HISSS! SSSsssSSCLICKCLICKclicksssS SsSSPITss SSssHISSssss! sSSS? SSSssss. SSSSsHISSSspitclickclickSSSSs! sSs SSsssss HISSS SPIT SPIT sS HISSSss

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Book: Teachings of Konrad Curze

by Captain

Kill a thousand men, and let no one bear witness. What have you achieved? Who will ever know? Who will ever fear you? Who will ever respect or obey you? But kill a single man, and let the world see. Hang him high. Cut him deep. Bleed him dry. And then...disappear. Now. Who will ever know? Everyone. Who will ever fear you? Why, everyone! Who will ever respect you, who will ever obey you? Everyone! These humans, their imaginations are strong. Kill a thousand men and they will hate you.

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Icebox Mining: Vol 1

by Cera Beruse

Icebox Mining Icebox is different! Lavaland is no more and space is gone, you’re now on a z-level map, what does this mean? Chasms are now no longer an insta-dust with no way of returning, now, Chasms drop you down 1 Z level down, and you take some damage from the fall, too. You can travel much easier from Z-level to Z-level using ladders (and an elevator in public mining) Suit sensors only reall

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Monkey Time Part 5-5

by Chanamo

STRATEGY The technophiles are taking us all on an utterly reckless ride into the unknown. Many people understand something of what technological progress is doing to us yet take a passive attitude toward it because they think it is inevitable. But we (FC) don’t think it is inevitable. We think it can be stopped, and we will give here some indications of how to go about stopping it. As we stated in paragraph 16

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Monkey Time Part 4-5

by Chanamo

HUMAN RACE AT A CROSSROADS But we have gotten ahead of our story. It is one thing to develop in the laboratory a series of psychological or biological techniques for manipulating human behavior and quite another to integrate these techniques into a functioning social system. The latter problem is the more difficult of the two. For example, while the techniques of educational psychology doubtless work quite well in the “lab sch

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Monkey Time Part 3-5

by Chanamo

RESTRICTION OF FREEDOM IS UNAVOIDABLE IN INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY As explained in paragraphs 65-67, 70-73, modern man is strapped down by a network of rules and regulations, and his fate depends on the actions of persons remote from him whose decisions he cannot influence. This is not accidental or a result of the arbitrariness of arrogant bureaucrats. It is necessary and inevitable in any technologically advanced society. The syste

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Monkey Time Part 2-5

by Chanamo

DISRUPTION OF THE POWER PROCESS IN MODERN SOCIETY We divide human drives into three groups: (1) those drives that can be satisfied with minimal effort; (2) those that can be satisfied but only at the cost of serious effort; (3) those that cannot be adequately satisfied no matter how much effort one makes. The power process is the process of satisfying the drives of the second group. The more drives there are in the third group,

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Monkey Time Part 1-5

by Chanamo

INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTUREIntroduction The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well)

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Archaic Slam Poetry

by Evola Vickers

Now Im with Spongebob, Racing down the AutobahnWhile Im in the back seat, Trying to fuck MegatronPull up into Chevron, Drop that bitch and Cling onHop back in that Nissan, Drivin, Huffin FreonMeanwhile Patricks like, Do we listen to Treyssauce?Then I styled him three timesDoes that make it Treyswrongs?Now Im gonna go get a gun and kill a nigga named Trayvon with a black hoodie and a bag of skittles and Amazon at the break of d

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Taxi Commander

by Alpha Eastern European Man

19make vision to hot girl on roadshe replyI ambulatory to hershe try go awayi pursuefaster than her, am like tiger chase rabbit, she slow enoughshe query “what want”i respond “cat”she recieve nakedi sex her in roadcar honkshout “fuck off i preoccupy with sex the cat”taxi commander exitpunch face and commander defeatgirl scream “what you do”i say “shut fuck”arrive in her cat

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