INSPECTION OF "Capitalist Airstrip Golf"
INSPECTOR: Smith Ereens, codename "CentCom A"
INSPECTION GOAL: ASSESSMENT OF STATION INTEGRITY AND CREW COMPETANCE
1) Station Integrity
a) Either by choice or by lack of maintenance, there was no gravity for the entire lengh of the inspection. -5
b) Supply of paper was low, AI did not assist in aquiring paper. -5
c) Supermatter Crystal delaminated, adjacent departments demolished, -20
2) Crew Competence
a) In a show of absolute lack of any resemblance of understanding, common sense or any form of higher brain functions, the Supermatter Crystal was delaminated in a standard setup. -25 report to HR for reassignment
b) Medbay response to critically injured patient sub-par, yet existant and effective. +5
3) Command Competence
a) AI silent as showing lack of updated subsystems or crew recognition. -5 send brain to The Room for reprogramming
b) Command staff silent, rushed shuttle call shortly after inspection begun. -5
c) Captain had a VERY powerful and energetic voice. +10 report to HR for promotion to CentCom captain
4) Antagonist Review
a) Station Changeling deemed shift as satisfactory. -5
b) Traitor too busy patching up wounds to respond to questioning. +0
c) ninja in visible distress, slashing fellow antagonists and inspectors. +5
a) Gorillas. +5
b) Aliens. -5
c) Posessed Deathnettle. -10 jesus fuck
FINAL SCORE: -60 "AI law 2 get me the auth codes"
CentCom, Spinward Sector, 2374 CST
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