Did you know that... #10061 Published

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and crewmate honking, Clown is the most compatible job for fun? Not only are they in the service branch, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Clowns are an average of 7”03’ tall and 93.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle hard pranks, and with their impressive Base Stats for durability and access to theatre, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly banana based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an roused up clown would be incredibly slippery with space lube, so slippery that you could easily get yeeted out of an airlock with one around without getting sore from slipping. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and VOICE OF GOD, along with not having Reason to hide themselves, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood for honking. With their abilities sad trumpet and clumsy, they can easily recover you from deep depression with enough humour. No other crewman comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you slip a clown enough, you can make him commit suicide. Clowns are literally built for stationwide humour.

clown durability and applications

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