So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class.
For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us.
I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it’s a meme on google if you want to search for it).
For some reason, no one laughed at the meme.
My teacher told me “this isn’t what your presentation is supposed to be about.” I responded by yelling “THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT” and then naruto running around the room.
Again, no one even giggled. I assume it’s because it was first bell and everyone was tired.
My teacher said “Please sit down.” But I wasn’t about to give up. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh.
I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter.
Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. Everyone was staring at me, so I said “You guys are all sussy, I’m gonna eject you”.
Long story short, I ended up getting a bad grade on my presentation and I got a detention. However, it was worth it because I totally got to troll my entire class.
So yesterday at lunch, I was about to eat with my friends from band when I realized that there was an empty seat at a table with some of the popular kids.
I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent.
I yelled “Black is sus! He’s on top of a vent!!” Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn’t get the reference).
I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked “Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???” They were all dead silent (honestly they just didn’t know how fun of a game it was).
I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the “emergency meeting” feature in Among Us), and I screamed “EMERGENCY MEETING!!!” Again, none of them laughed.
One of them looked at me and said “Can you please sit somewhere else?” At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them.
I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the “When the imposter is sus” meme) and I said “When the impoter is sus”. I then tried to make a face that resembled the “Flushed” emoji (as part of the meme).
However, I don’t think any of them understood the reference. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast.
At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. I went back to sit with my friends from band. However, I will forever remember the time I trolled ALL of the popular kids in my grade.
We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about bullying. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said “I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying.” Honestly, I couldn’t believe my ears. I thought, “There is no way the speaker just said Among Us.”
I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling “When the imposter is sus!” while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). To my surprise, no one laughed. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me.
The speaker said “I’m sorry, what was that?” I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said “Get it guys? It’s from Among Us.” Still, no one understood the reference. I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said “You get it, right? It’s from among us!” However, he had his head buried into his lap.
I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled “Dalton, do you get the joke????” He didn’t even make eye contact.
Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said “Please sit down, this is a school assembly.” I screamed back at her “SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!” I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at