Book of Mungus Part 1 #10036 Published

Class 1:1
So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class.

Class 1:2
For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us.

Class 1:3
I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it’s a meme on google if you want to search for it).

Class 1:4
For some reason, no one laughed at the meme.

Class 1:5
My teacher told me “this isn’t what your presentation is supposed to be about.” I responded by yelling “THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT” and then naruto running around the room.

Class 1:6
Again, no one even giggled. I assume it’s because it was first bell and everyone was tired.

Class 1:7
My teacher said “Please sit down.” But I wasn’t about to give up. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh.

Class 1:8
I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter.

Class 1:9
Unfortunately, not a single person laughed. Everyone was staring at me, so I said “You guys are all sussy, I’m gonna eject you”.

Class 1:10
Long story short, I ended up getting a bad grade on my presentation and I got a detention. However, it was worth it because I totally got to troll my entire class.

Class 2:1
So yesterday at lunch, I was about to eat with my friends from band when I realized that there was an empty seat at a table with some of the popular kids.

Class 2:2
I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent.

Class 2:3
I yelled “Black is sus! He’s on top of a vent!!” Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn’t get the reference).

Class 2:4
I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked “Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???” They were all dead silent (honestly they just didn’t know how fun of a game it was).

Class 2:5
I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the “emergency meeting” feature in Among Us), and I screamed “EMERGENCY MEETING!!!” Again, none of them laughed.

Class 2:6
One of them looked at me and said “Can you please sit somewhere else?” At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them.

Class 2:7
I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the “When the imposter is sus” meme) and I said “When the impoter is sus”. I then tried to make a face that resembled the “Flushed” emoji (as part of the meme).

Class 2:8
However, I don’t think any of them understood the reference. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast.

Class 2:9
At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. I went back to sit with my friends from band. However, I will forever remember the time I trolled ALL of the popular kids in my grade.

Class 3:1
We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about bullying. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said “I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying.” Honestly, I couldn’t believe my ears. I thought, “There is no way the speaker just said Among Us.”

Class 3:2
I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling “When the imposter is sus!” while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). To my surprise, no one laughed. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me.

Class 3:3
The speaker said “I’m sorry, what was that?” I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said “Get it guys? It’s from Among Us.” Still, no one understood the reference. I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said “You get it, right? It’s from among us!” However, he had his head buried into his lap.

Class 3:4
I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled “Dalton, do you get the joke????” He didn’t even make eye contact.

Class 3:5
Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said “Please sit down, this is a school assembly.” I screamed back at her “SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!” I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at


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