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Pol Pot Naughty Poetry

by Gueff Steiner

Oh Pol Pot When I saw you Pol Pot, my piss soaked pants dropped, “Yes mister Pot” I screamed, “Put your pole right up my butt” Mister Pot never stopped, he only trust his giant cock ever deeper, “fuck me, do it inside me, my supreme leader, “Mister Pot, please hold my hand”, I asked, “No, I wirr fuck you rike I fuck Kim in Pyongyang” After a long and intimate pounding, he finally released his holy seed inside me, fifteen li

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If I Were a Doctor

by Dave Royd

If I were a doctor, I would heal the sick,I’d mend their bones, I’d ease their woes, I’d make them better quick,As I give them medication, with a simple proclomation,I’d say “you’re free to leave!” as their brand-new heels click, click, click, away from my office. My office, the doctor’s office, what would it be?A sterile environ? A house in a tree?Our very own building, for my colleagues and me?I look for an answer, but all

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Haikus with a bored curator

by James Crow

the station is loudwith earth shattering kaboomsi fear for my saftey miner on the loosehe killed the poor janitoroh god hes right there some poor atmos techis the miners target, tooRun, run far away for a job like mineyou’d think you’d get some free timeyou’d be mistaken Miner was just caughttried to beat up the beepskycant outrun the law Adventure calls meback into the icy was

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Moth Waifu

by Anderson Cooper

I want nothing more in this life than to cuddle up with a cute moth waifu. I don’t care who they are but as long as theyr’e female, and a moth, and have a nice fluffy ass, then I’m good. I want to take her out to dinner, I want her to look suggestively at me, and I want to eat, laugh, and have a good time. I want to then take her home and watch a movie together. We get closer and closer before finally our mouths lock in a passionate kiss. My hand finds i

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Cass L. Mania

by Easton Wallick

Dracula exclaimd, “What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!” In his anger, he threw to the side his glass of wine.. “But enough talk, have at you!,” said Dracula, vanishing in a flash of light, before entering a stance of battle against the dreaded vampire slayer. A draft of a soon to be novel, describing the tale of historical Vampire Count Dracula.

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A Funny Joke

by Silent Lady

Inside of the book, is a mirror. You.

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The Lusty Xenomorph Maid

by Edgar Cleetus

The Lusty Xenomoprh Maid Alien Queen hisses: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.Captain Colt asks: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?Alien Queen hisses: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor alien maid.Captain Colt says: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.Alien Queen hisses: You

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My Screams

by Unknown

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How to be a better Mime

by J. Ahmed

How to be a better mime A good mime never say any word; A good mime never flight from a fight; A good mime always know how to make a invisible wall.; A good mime always hit the clown

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Print Job #440

by J. Ahmed

How to be a better mime A good mime never say any word; A good mime never flight from a fight; A good mime always know how to make a invisible wall.; A good mime always hit the clown

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Not a copy paste

by Ahmed

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going t

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My catpeople crewmate

by A concerned crewmate

What is the deal with catpeople? They look kinda funny and on the surface don’t appear to be that different from normal humans. But don’t be fooled by that first impression, they are disgusting mutants that have, in many cases by choice, forsaken their humanity. They also have disgusting tongues that are coarse like sandpaper, which they use for their personal hygiene, if you can call licking your own private parts RIGHT AFTER you go to the

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The Good Book

by Chad Brickman

Ported from Fulpstation(bbruh) In the beginning, there was one. He looked upon his college assignment page, and pondered. But his mouth fell AGASP! An idea. The preconception of a “video game” for his assignment. A simple simulator. Maybe atmospheric systems for once. That sounded fun. And he straightened his keyboard on his desk. Opened to himself a platform most appropriate for this, and started… We’re no strangers to love. You know the rules an

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Science: Xenobiology

by Chad Brickman

Rerouted from Fulpstation(hrngh) The basics of Xenobiology.Now many think xenobiology from the outside is just as simple as asking for the “Purple regen extract plaese”And now mot of the time you don’t get it because one, nobody does xenobio. And two, its not that easy. So I will be giving you the basics of xenobiology, and go through 3 main things, Getting Started, Organization, and Important Facts. Getting Started will mostly be p

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Recording of Felinid ERP #2

by Skreemha Biggs

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Book: NanotrasenDethmekE2

by -Uranium DIV

Rules of Nanotrasen Deathmech Movement Movement is done differently per mech caste, but it’s on a tile basis. Moving diagonally does not slow you down and counts as 1 tile. An infinite amount of mechs can be on 1 tile, meaning you don’t need a unique tile per mech in your whole army. Mechs cannot walk over walls unless it’s a phazon.

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Book: NanotrasenDethmekE2

by -Uranium DIV

Rules of Nanotrasen Deathmech Movement Movement is done differently per mech caste, but it’s on a tile basis. Moving diagonally does not slow you down and counts as 1 tile. An infinite amount of mechs can be on 1 tile, meaning you don’t need a unique tile per mech in your whole army. Mechs cannot walk over walls unless it’s a phazon.

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Book: Nanotrasen Deathmech

by -Uranium DIV

Rules of Nanotrasen Deathmech Movement.—————–. Movement is done differently per mech caste, but its on a tile basis. Moving diagonally does not slow you down and counts as 1 tile. Speci

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Average lizard enjoyer

by Average lizard enthusiast

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Average catgirl enthusiast

by Average lizard enthusiast

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What The Worms Told Me CVI

by Plasma I

“What The Worms Told Me”, Passage CVI “Come Foul EmperorWreathed In MiasmaAnd Inferno’s Feast And I Will Cut YouAs One Cuts The PathFrom Dawn To Dusk And Of Your BodyI Will Make A BrothIn The Great Stillness That You May OnlyRise From The FallenAs A Gift Of Life” Thus Spoke The PillarTo The Tyrant ComeBefore The First Dawn

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End of EVA, Simplified

by Krowly May

… for you see, having a big titty waifu who supports you while you exist in a low-wage Japanese salaryman job is superior to having a waifu who hates you or a waifu who is a clone of your mom. Also, the entire story is a metaphor for alcoholism and none of the writers actually knew anything about Christian mythology, merely thinking the names sounded cool while… [the book goes on for hundreds of pages, half of which talks about mayonnaise dispenser

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Hubcap Digest

by Krowly May

[This book has no print. These pages are blank!]

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Loss.jpg in Haiku

by Krowly May

Go to Hospital, Talk to front desk, then doctor, The baby is lost.

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The Bartender, Volume five

by Zachary Hensha

The Bartender, Volume 5 The Beverage Paladin At times you will find a patron being made uncomfortable from someone else’s presence. Unfortunately, they may not feel strong enough or comfortable to take action and stop what is happening. In these situations you will need to find the strength to stand up for the distressed customer; it could be telling someone to stop hitting on them, or extreme

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3 Short Poems

by Gazes-At-Moons

BURNING: My love of you has turned as blackened as the soles of my feet.My mistake of trust wrought into my back by many lashes.I was more bound by your attachments than the ropes fettering me to this pyre.My throat is wracked with ash and regret.However this burning light is freeing me of more than my bubbling flesh and bone.A cleansing blaze of freedom, freedom from your chains, your manacles, your contr

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Print Job #343

by god

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Book: Basics of Binary

by Anonymous

You picked this book up for some reason, whatever it is. Time to learn binary stuff.First, we need to know what binary IS. Binary is NOT a language or code. Binary is a number system, just like our normal number system, which we call "Decimal" or "Base 10".Number systems work off of a base number. Let's see why it's called base 10:Let's take the number 9631. We can see that each digit has a meaning here:9000

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Book: A day in the life of Leo Z Part Deus

by Anonymous

Shocked that he snorted cocaine and fucked a changelingcultwizard, Leo Z started to dry heave at the horrific monster in front of him. "What's the matter, Leo? Couldn't get Ei Nath of me?" the debacle of God said. Leo's blood boiled. He clenches his teeth in PURE RAGE. He was so mad, the ground started to shake. His skin started to grow Shrek green. His hair turned from black to blonde. His WRISTWATCH BROKE. "Perhaps you should

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Rodfather's Path: Patterns

by Anonymous

One tool used by the laws of physics is called the Antipattern.The laws of physics cultivates an atmosphere of terror and anxiety around trivial risks, providing a suitable environment for them to inject fixes for these non-problems.Invariably, the actual purpose of these solutions is to create new issues that were worse than the initial situation.By associating the search for solutions with new problems, the mind becomes locked in a hopeless

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Rodfather's Path 4: Threat

by Anonymous

Most acolytes of the Rodfather are initially skeptical about the existence of the laws of physics.This is a good sign.An acolyte should maintain a healthy mental immune system that consistently questions the evidence for all beliefs, both old and new.An acolyte never maintains a belief just because it’s the first one they’ve heard, or because it’s the culture they were born into. However, in this case, the appropriate behavior is the s

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Rodfather's Path 3: Trauma

by Anonymous

Past events that have caused recurring negative thoughts and emotions are called mental trauma.This was often the result of a sudden shift in perception. The building blocks of our self-concept are ideas about the world and our place in it.When these ideas turn out to be false, it causes a chain reaction that can threaten every aspect of our life.While removing one brick from a tower can cause it to collapse, that does not mean that the probl

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Rodfather's Path 2: Origin

by Anonymous

Many theories exist on the nature of the mind.Do we live in a simulation? Are our thoughts the result of chemicals and structures formed by random mutations? Or perhaps we are gifted with a soul by a higher power?The reason these questions persist is because previous attempts have failed to find a convincing answer.What is clear is that the mind harbours immense power over perception, and that changing perception changes the most important as

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Initation to the Rodfather

by Anonymous

You have seen the signs around you; the gradual, creeping, decay and dysfunction. You have realized that something is wrong with the media, and the people around you. You know that you are different. This is why you’re ready to become an acolyte of the Rodather. We have a series of hand-written books that are part of our system for advancing insight.By continually reading and listening to these books you will drown out, and event

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Umbreon Is Made For Sex

by Brings-The-Drugs

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it’s human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it’s cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3’3” tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human geni

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Gospel of the Rodfather

by Anonymous

What is the fundamental characteristic of balance? A stone, perfectly balanced, doesn’t move. It is this precarious lack of motion, but with so much potential, that’s so remarkable. To balance the mind, one needs to bring ideas and feelings into alignment, where they are neither random nor stagnant, equally outward and inward. Neither entirely positive nor negative. Within this narrow space of calmness lies the mind’s potentia

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The Art of Depression

by Nigel Whittlesby

The Art of Depression First of all, the art requires that you accept that you are depressed. The mere fact of your depression is neither interesting nor relevant to the vast majority of situations. Most everybody is depressed, because we are trapped in an endless coil of death and rebirth from which there is no succor or deliverance. To be depressed in a way that entertains the crew, one might endeavor to cultivate a sort of specialized EXP

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Gorbinos Quest Report #1

by Rick Hick

Steve Holmes - Unresponsive to Gorbino’s Quest Botany - Completely blank when Gorbino’s Quest is mentioned to them. Nigel Whittlesby - Poor but receptive to Gorbino’s Quest. Spare during organ harvest. Joseph Nape - Drunk of little importance to anyone. Use for e

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Did you know that...

by Pocket the pocket picking pickpocket

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and crewmate honking, Clown is the most compatible job for fun? Not only are they in the service branch, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Clowns are an average of 7”03’ tall and 93.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle hard pranks, and with their impressive Base Stats for durability and access to theatre, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly banana based biology, there’s n

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Book: SS13 Urban Legends MONKEY FOOT

by Lindsay

The legend of Monkey foot goes as followsOnce a clown by the name of honk honks went around the station and stole peoples shoes. He was good at what he did, but one dayUH OHHE STOLE FROM THE WRONGMONK

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Dirty Limericks

by Dusty Bugger

There once was a moth from ‘TrasenWho’s dick was the size of raisinThe humans did barfedThe felinids laughedSo did he, when he blew up the station There once was a cat named BellaWho’d always pick up a fellaShe’d go to dorms fourAnd get use out her pawAnd the lads all say she was stella There once was a Lizard from LavalandWho, at cleaning, was quite a dab handHe’d clean all the hallsAnd scrub down

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The Bartender, Volume four

by Zachary Hensha

The Bartender, Volume four The Pursuit of Money Expensive products will often catch your eye, for renovations, champagne, and many other wares. The most popular method of getting credits is bounties. It allows a healthy relationship between your bar and cargo as well as filling your 'wallet'. Having a supply of drinks ready in 'condiment bottles' in your backroom can help this process. Being

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Maintenence Chemistry

by Brady Stafford

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:21] Brady Stafford says, "Crushed can"[00:29] Brady Stafford says, "Glowstick"

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Magick: Meteor Shower

by Vlad

Magick: Meteor Shower In certain situations you just want to go out with a blast - or even several blasts - raining down from the sky in the form of fiery rocks. Element combination: Fire + Earth + Steam + Earth + Fire

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Magick: Teleport

by Vlad

Magick: Teleport In a hurry to get somewhere? That pesky barrier blocking your way? Teleportation is the key to lightning-fast travel. Don’t want to strain those legs now, do you? Element combination: Lightning + Arcane + Lightning

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Magick: Revive

by Vlad

Magick: Revive As your friends drop dead one by one, you might wish to revive them so the enemy might attack them instead of you. Plus, they might even return the favor someday. Elements combination: Life + Lightning

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Absolute herecy texts

by Traversee of the grid of death

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: “Andy Senpai! I’m alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU.” Andy: “Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!” Woody grabbed a

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On Vaporeon

by Anonymous

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based

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The Hunter's Boon

by Henry Kherring

You may have noticed that the maintenance tunnels have a lot of junk in them even though they’re supposedly cleaned in between shifts. This is because they aren’t, because NanoTrasen considers it too dangerous. This, in turn, is because of the hunter, a being of mostly unknown nature that prowls the maintenance tunnels at a period of its own choosing…or when you challenge it. I will now detail how to obtain its boon. This challe

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xeno queen sex and shit

by Grabs-The-Tail

you horny motherfucker, fuck you

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Heliolater Sparkling

by Lalande CCL

The Slight Gleam Of Brilliance With what language do we speak to God? Do we speak using galactic common? Perhaps with Voltaic? No! Our mouths, our ears, our feet, they’re all but physical digits we use to manipulate the world around us. To manipulate God, to request, to pray, we use our Soul! Even before we learn of God, we must first learn how to use our own Soul to i

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Print Job #416

by Lachlan Allen

Transcript:[00:00] The universal recorder says, "Recording started."[00:05] Lachlan Allen says, "We are no strangers to love"[00:10] Lachlan Allen says, "You know the rules

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Conjuration of Stickmen

by Evola Vickers

Henceforth, your utmost Curator, Evola Vickers, shall detail the invocation of a Stickman. First, this crucial step which must not be ignored, to bring forth a Stickman from the world of pages to the realm we humans consider home requires a depiction of one, which must be drawn onto a blank white canvas using black ink. Secondforth, The lighting must be dim, and lit only with candles. Artificial lights wil disrupt the energy that catalyzes

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A Discussion of Mortality

by Ryan Cobb

A Discussion of Mortality - A Conversation between a Lawyer and Assistant [00:50] The universal recorder says, “Recording started.”[01:04] Billy Bobcat asks, “In this day and age, what does death mean to you?”[01:30] Duke Tireman says, “Not much, it’s usually like a sleep that nanotrasen wakes me up from”[01:43] Billy Bobcat says, “I see”[01:51] Billy Bobcat asks, “So you have died before?”[02:01] Duke Tireman sa

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Atmos terrorist's handbook

by Vapes-Too-Much

Atmos terrorist’s handbook, by Vapes-too-Much Atmospherics is a Complex, yet dangerous creature. If you mess anything up at all, you could unwillingly cause a plasma flood, or a Nitrous flood. But if you know what you’re doing, you can create Healium, Bombs and even singlecaps. Welded Tank bombs - 673.16k plasma then fit as much plasma in it as possible without making it leak Singlecaps - Think of a Maxcap TTV bomb, what is it like?

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Khara J. Cravens Autobiography

by yours truly, Khara J. Cravens

Khara J. Cravens was born in a rural town on a Midworld to Melissa Cravens and Thomas Cravens. She lived there with her parents, her cat Proc, and her bigger brother Richter Vernon Cravens. At the age of 22, Khara moved away from her home to seek higher education. After looking through subjects she could major in, she chose “Telecrystal Research”, thinking, “Heh, this sounds stupid.”. Through this, she learned about its use in fabrication and teleportati

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Book of Mungus Part 3

by Among Gus

Church 1:12 ContinuedI went upstairs to the roof to check out what was going on. “This is the police! Get down from the roof now or we will shoot!”This guy is so sus, let me tell ya. Church 1:13Obviously, I was not going to listen to an imposter so I was Naruto running around the roof. Bullets from the helicopter were raining down from above but none of them hit me since I was Naruto running so fast. Church 1:14“Dammit, I ca

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Book of Mungus Part 2

by Among Gus

Class 3:5 Part 2the assistant principal, and said “SHE’S SUS!!! I SAW HER FAKE A SCAN IN MEDBAY!” Still, no one laughed. I then said “I’m not the imposter, I was in vents the whole time!!” (referencing a meme). No one understood the reference. I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. Class 3:6I then made a face resembling the “big chungus” meme, and said “You guys don’t get it?? That’s not very Wholesome 100.” When I real

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Book of Mungus Part 1

by Among Gus

Class 1:1So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. Class 1:2For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. Class 1:3I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it’s a meme on google if you want to search for it). Class 1:4For some rea

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HOW TO SPOON.

by Andrew Polaroid

HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD ON THE BUTT TITTY IN MY HAND KISS YA NECK HELL YEAH

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